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[Comrade P.]

If this mannequin keeps being this useful, I'll make him into kindling.

Assemble hero tower no. 2 by the end of the crevice to hold the rolling Tarmac. Two bottom people hold at their best, top one catches. Ask Hyenakles and Flamengo for help again. We'll take care of Tarmac's bag later.

[Beirus]

((Hmm...if I had a pointy hat, I could make a Pinball Wizard joke.))

[Xantalos]

((You can borrow it from me once I get one. I'm the only wizard in the party (even if my magic don't work right now), I gotta obtain one someday!))

[Harry Baldman]

Continue observing with great interest as the extraction of Humpty Dumpty commences.

[Pancaek]

samba over to the end of the end of the crevice and help out with hero tower no.2

[piecewise]

If this mannequin keeps being this useful, I'll make him into kindling.

Assemble hero tower no. 2 by the end of the crevice to hold the rolling Tarmac. Two bottom people hold at their best, top one catches. Ask Hyenakles and Flamengo for help again. We'll take care of Tarmac's bag later.

samba over to the end of the end of the crevice and help out with hero tower no.2

We need one moreeeeeee, since hyenakles seems to have decided to laugh rather then help. Can't blame him, it's what I usually do.

Or you guys could try this with just two people.

[Xantalos]

"Someone else help them. I would, but one arm."

Menacingly heft molotovs. Stand around in a commanding position.

[Comrade P.]

We need one moreeeeeee, since hyenakles seems to have decided to laugh rather then help. Can't blame him, it's what I usually do.

Or you guys could try this with just two people.

We wait for him. We just got lucky on the first try.

[Gentlefish]

HYENANKLES WILL MOUNT THE GLORIOUS TOWER.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Oh hell no. You realize that the other end of that crevice opens up next to a cliffside, right? Rather than get ourselves all killed, why don't we just get Tarmac unstuck? Maybe grease him up with that oil, since the jeep's useless to us anyway."

Propose sane alternative to their plan.

[Comrade P.]

John inhales and exhales loudly through his nostrils. His face reads clearly: "I'm so done with all that, but we have to deal with it".

- Okay. Let us give him a push in place he is now so he can control his actions rather than spin uncontrollably. Tarmac, hang on for now, when we come up to you, try to take a position where you can control your movements.

Assemble hero tower right where Tarmac is stuck, with two bottom members standing firmly agaisnt the rock and the top one nudging Tarmac carefully. See that the bottom man (me, presumably) doesn't stand in anything slippery.

[Corsair]

"Bark Grar" *head shake**nod*
be ready to catch people if they fall

[piecewise]

The hero tower is formed by John, Hyena and Cuban Pete and after a few minutes of shoving, scooting, lifting and re-positioning, they finally manage to get Tarmac free and back down onto the path.

The group continues along until they reach the metal stairs downward. This too would prove a problem for the more sizable among them.

[Xantalos]

This yellow fat fuck...

"Various bird people we have, could you feasibly lift Tarmac and fly him down?"

[fillipk]

((The pac man should just roll down the railings because that can't go badly.))