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[Harry Baldman]

"Say, would either of you be interested in joining me... on a quest of sorts?"

((I'll try to speed this up, sorry guys.))

"I certainly would. This place was wearing on me since about... I dunno how long it's been, but since about that long. What's the quest?"

[Comrade P.]

I actually like it overall. Hyenakle's face is a bit thin, and you were pretty... generous with the muscle allocation on John. Maybe we should stick it on the wiki page?

((Well he is a soul of a muscle car. But he is too buff on that picture you're right. As for wiki, probably yes.))

[piecewise]

Dunno? That's why I specified not very much stuff.

Ah, just grab my plant. Does it have many leaves?

It has maybe a half dozen leaves and a single flower. Adorable. You grab the container it's in with your one good hand and manage to slap together a flimsy but functional sling sorta deal out of garbage bags and your own cloak sleeve. You rest your dead arm in the sling and grab a small jug of water that you tie to your belt. There's no food left in the vehicle, so you stuff the moltovs into the inner pockets of your robe. Thats about the best you can do.

Load up on some of the supplies, as much as I can carry without impeding my movement. Because I have two arms.

You grab a few bottles of booze and empty some fuel into any empty bottles that are laying around. You then stick all of it inside a garbage bag, tie it closed and stick it in your mouth. Your massive maw is easily big enough to hold the stuff, though it will make talking rather hard. At least your hands will be free.

[Comrade P.]

You sit down in the driver seat and recline it till you are almost laying flat. You close your eyes and try to sleep.

Still napping. Who knows when I get something this close to bed as I have now.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Say, would either of you be interested in joining me... on a quest of sorts?"

((I'll try to speed this up, sorry guys.))

"I certainly would. This place was wearing on me since about... I dunno how long it's been, but since about that long. What's the quest?"

Hyenakles frowns. "That's... You'll find out later. Anyone else interested? I'm taking all the expend- all the help I can get."

((It just occurred to me that Hyenakles was never told exactly what it was we were off to do.))

[Harry Baldman]

Hyenakles frowns. "That's... You'll find out later. Anyone else interested? I'm taking all the expen- all the help I can get."

"Eh, just lead on. Those chaps will either fall in line or eat dust forever."

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Perfect."

Lead the motley crew back to the car. Give them a brief description of our supplies and our party, emphasizing my distrust of John.

[Harry Baldman]

Fly after my new friend the hyena and listen carefully.

"Hm! So this John is some form of shyster, eh? A con artist? Or a mere tosspot? Someone to be careful of, you say?"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"The guy threatened me at gunpoint over a little joke. He's a tad unstable, if you ask me."

[Harry Baldman]

"Oh! A ruffian, then! Very interesting, most fascinating. I've had my dealings with ruffians in the past, believe you me."

[Pancaek]

"Fabulous, baby! I would love to get out of this dreary place. Lead the way, mon amigo!"

Follow Hyena man, dance a little jig of joy

[Xantalos]

"Well, I'm carrying about all I can. Hopefully our hyena friend comes back soon with an actual direction for us to go in."

Wait for Hyenakles to show up.

Say PW, could you be so kind as to put a link to the wiki page for this in the opening post? Just to make it easier to track everything.

((Man, that picture is awesome, Comrade.))

[Beirus]

"Mmph mm....ptooey. Yeah, I agree. Also, that bag tastes funky."

Take the bag out of my mouth while we wait for Hyenakles to show up. Put it back in whenever we get ready to go.

[piecewise]

"Perfect."

Lead the motley crew back to the car. Give them a brief description of our supplies and our party, emphasizing my distrust of John.

Fly after my new friend the hyena and listen carefully.

"Hm! So this John is some form of shyster, eh? A con artist? Or a mere tosspot? Someone to be careful of, you say?"

"Fabulous, baby! I would love to get out of this dreary place. Lead the way, mon amigo!"

Follow Hyena man, dance a little jig of joy

I could be mean and force a roll for climbing back up the stairway there and maybe push someone off....but nah. Bigger deaths await.


You all make it back to the jeep and find one guy sleeping and two other guys just standing around.

"Well, I'm carrying about all I can. Hopefully our hyena friend comes back soon with an actual direction for us to go in."

Wait for Hyenakles to show up.

Say PW, could you be so kind as to put a link to the wiki page for this in the opening post? Just to make it easier to track everything.

((Man, that picture is awesome, Comrade.))

Sure, what page should I link exactly?

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Here you go:

http://einsteinianroulette.wikia.com/wiki/The_Infinite_Heavens