"...adventure awaits!"
JEEP GO TIME NOW
Once we're on the road, pop in a cassette and pass off the pamphlets to the least stupid looking person who isn't currently driving.
Fall into the car. I don't know how. Just find a way to fall into it. Preferably from three seconds prior. Don't ask me how.
Let's go, let's go, someone else drive, I'm bad at it.
Get in the jeep and contemplate my future divinity.
"Time to go, let's get out of here, vąmanos, all aboard the get the hell out of dodge express!"
Get into the drivers seat. Take a glance at a pamphlet and head towards the first thing I see on it. After we get a decent distance away, pull over and look at the pamphlet closer for land marks or roads to another plane/hell/heaven/whatever.
Get in the jeep. Let's get this murder wagon rolling.
Shawn takes the wheel while Golgon gets shotgun, putting the box of cassettes on his lap. Tarmac, Ken and Xankarvo (Here after called Xan), all jump in the back, cramming themselves up on the jeep's back, bench style seat. Shawn pops the jeep in reverse and drives backwards, straight over the curb, through the hotel's decorative bushes and out onto the road. He slams the shifter into drive and the jeep's tires squeal for a moment before it lurches forward and down the road. Golgon, who has been intently rummaging through the box, finally chooses one that looks good and carefully fits it into the tape deck. There's a short section of static and silence before
the music starts playing.The music now chosen, Golgon begins flipping through pamphlets.
"Anything good?" Shawn asks, glancing over for a half second before looking back at the road.
"Uh, something called the wall of teeth."
"Whats that?"
"Dunno. Pamphlet just says "Come visit the amazing wall of teeth". Nothing else. Not even a picture of it. Has a map though."
He holds the pamphlet so Shawn can see it.
"Sodomy lake?"
Golgon shrugs. "They don't say anything about it in here."
"Well, we're heading in the right direction for all that junk. Any opinions?"