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[DoctorMcTaalik]

((I'll post an actual action after we figure out what to do with Tarmac. For now, I'm just gonna post this:))

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[Comrade P.]

John's eye twitches.

- So. Tarmac. Do you think  you could use these stairs?

[Corsair]

This yellow fat fuck...

"Various bird people we have, could you feasibly lift Tarmac and fly him down?"

"GRAR BARK" *waves flippers*
continue down stairs

[Beirus]

Tarmac stops to take the bag of stuff out of his mouth that he presumably put back in there at some point. "For their intended purpose? I doubt it. Maybe as a ramp to roll down, but they aren't that wide and I might just roll off the side. Hey wait, I think I figured it out. This must be my personal hell, because I can't do jack shit. Fucking obstacle course."

Wait until somebody else suggests a feasible plan, because all I can think of is that scene from Indiana Jones with the rolling boulder.

[Comrade P.]

"GRAR BARK" *waves flippers*
continue down stairs

John's eye twitches twice as he turns to the penguin.

- I think we should also think of a way to help you down these stairs, with your short feet and all. Now let me think.

John sits down and stares in the distance.

[piecewise]

Hell really needs to review its accessibility guidelines.

[Comrade P.]

Hell really needs to review its accessibility guidelines.

((I'm filing a complaint in HR once we reach it, be sure about it.))

[Pancaek]

"Could we not put big guy on his side and carry him over our heads. Boogie down the stairs like we're moving a table?"

[Comrade P.]

"Could we not put big guy on his side and carry him over our heads. Boogie down the stairs like we're moving a table?"

- The thing is, he's spheric. It doesn't really matter if he moves down these stairs straightforward, sideways, or even upside down. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Pancaek]

"Oh baby, looks like he should move his booty some more, being so fat!"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((The "stairs" are just metal rods sticking out of the cliffside. No stairs, no safety rails.))

"I doubt that any one of those rungs could support several of us plus Tarmac at once. And even if they could, carrying Tarmac would make us dangerously top heavy.

I see birdlifting him as the safest option. I mean, he doesn't even need to be lifted; you two just have to flutter your wings enough to slow his descent. As long as you don't drop him from too high, we should be fine."

Again with the ideas.

[Tomasque]

When will I be able to join? Did you guys forget about me? 

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((You're #11 on the waitlist.))

[Parisbre56]

((There's water. If he's buoyant you could drop/fly him there.))

[Tomasque]

((You're #11 on the waitlist.))

Oh.. Did I move up at all?