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[Toaster]

Hero tower!

[Radio Controlled]

Curse his girth!

I feel his pain.

[Comrade P.]

Hero tower!

Let's do this! This can only end well. John calls the ground level, being the heaviest due to his metal insides. Ask Flamengo and Hyenakles for assistance. Three of us lean our backs against the side of the crevice, and we help Tarmac to get up there. He goes over the narrow place, and as the crevice gets wider again, he steadily crawls down.

[Corsair]

"Bark Bark" *Nod**Flapflippers*
waddle onwards through the gap

[Xantalos]

Go onward after Tarmac makes it through, just in case he falls. Don't want him falling on me.

[Harry Baldman]

"What an interesting exercise in coordination!"

Fly down and look at the spectacular tumble the hero tower is going to produce from a respectable distance.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Assist with the hero tower.

[Beirus]

Use the hero tower to pass through the wider part. Carefully get back down to the ground.

[piecewise]

Hero tower of 2 people huh?

We'll give it a try.

[6]

So you manage to get tarmac all the way up into the air! Lifting him up into the wider part of the crevice and then...getting him totally wedged in place.Great.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Hyenakles looks up at Tarmac. Looks at the cliff face. Looks back at Tarmac.

"...

I said it wouldn't be pleasant."

((Edit: revised to reflect Hyenakles' lack of empathy.))

[Beirus]

Tarmac spits the bag out so he can talk. "Alright. This is bullshit. I have an idea. Somebody hold my bag."

Give somebody the bag. Roll through the crevice. Slowly and carefully. Maybe use my spike to slow myself down and control my rolling.

[piecewise]

Tarmac spits the bag out so he can talk. "Alright. This is bullshit. I have an idea. Somebody hold my bag."

Give somebody the bag. Roll through the crevice.

I should point out that if this works, you'll be rolling straight towards a large drop. Even if you get rolling you'll need to stop rolling before you fall to your...probably not death. Probably just mangling.

[Xantalos]

"If you're going to roll, do it slowly."

Walk behind where Pac-Druggy's rolling.

[Beirus]

"Hey, can somebody go to the other side of the crevice to slow me down once I get through? Preferably somebody that can fly up here to slow me down before I shoot out of here like a rogue pinball?"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Observe. Try not to laugh.