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[piecewise]

- Get this thing outta here or we are crashing into something!

((Action movies logic GO!))

Send car drifting sideways to make the thing lose balance and fall off the car. If it does fall off the car, shoot it until it's magazine is empty or it's obviously dead.

[4]
The jeep slides hard to the side, skidding and just barely avoiding flipping and tumbling down the road. The Bone thief goes flying off but vanishes into mid air before hitting the ground.


[5]
You yank the wheel back around, straighten the vehicle out and step on the gas. The jeep surges forward, roaring down the tree lined road, lit by the last vestiges of sunlight passing through the trees. As the night falls, the albino shades drift farther and farther away, unable to keep pace with the jeep. Soon you're driving through empty darkness, all alone.

[Comrade P.]

((That went remarkably well))

- Yeah baby! And stay there, creepy three-handed fucks! - John flips off the town of Slenceville they left behind, second hand on the wheel - You guys alright back there?

Drive forward. Turn on the lights if possible.

[Xantalos]

"I've lost the bones in one of my arms, so that's something. Gonna have to get that fixed somewhere."

PW, do I have the bones from my arm since Golgon tried to toss them to me, or are they missing and I'm gonna have to rob a skeleton?

[Beirus]

"I'm fine. No wounds. Mind if I hang on to this spike?"

Find and check the map.

((PW, does this giant needle count for my 'using needles' skill?))

[Comrade P.]

"Mind if I hang on to this spike?"

- Well, okay. It seems like I have more where this one came from, so you can have one.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Hyenakles looks up.

"I'm fine. Shaken, but fine."

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"I've lost the bones in one of my arms, so that's something. Gonna have to get that fixed somewhere."

PW, do I have the bones from my arm since Golgon tried to toss them to me, or are they missing and I'm gonna have to rob a skeleton?

As I've said before:

If any of the bone theives get too close, set them on fire by any means necessary that don't damage myself, the meatshields with me, or the car.

Also check whether I got my arm bones thanks to Golgon's brave sacrifice.

Yeah, you got your arm bones back. Not sure what you're gonna do with them, since they won't just go back into your arm. Oh well, a trophy at least.

"I'm fine. No wounds. Mind if I hang on to this spike?"

Find and check the map.

((PW, does this giant needle count for my 'using needles' skill?))

We'll say it does.

All the maps you've got end shortly after Slencville, at least going north. It must be the end of this hell.

((That went remarkably well))

- Yeah baby! And stay there, creepy three-handed fucks! - John flips off the town of Slenceville they left behind, second hand on the wheel - You guys alright back there?

Drive forward. Turn on the lights if possible.

You turn on the headlights and continue on until you notice something in the distance, barely illuminated by the lights. It looks like a wall of fog or clouds. It's sitting perfectly still and stretching off side to side and straight up like a giant barrier. 

[Xantalos]

((...huh, I completely missed that somehow. That's odd. Whoops.))

"The hell is that? Some sort of magical barrier or somesuch?"

[Comrade P.]

- I don't really know. Let us pull over before driving into it. Now, Xankarvo, can you give me some cloth from your robe...

Pull over. Pull another rod from the sphere, make some gas in a bottle, wrap it up with some cloth, soak cloth into gas, make torch let Xan handle torchmaking. Sip some gas.

[Xantalos]

"Hey now, if you want to start a fire that's my job. Let me do it, I'm guaranteed better than you at it even with only one working arm."

Do the torchmaking thing so I can feel useful. Give him a bit of cloth, though. Consider the usefulness of a robe that regrew itself when torn.

[Comrade P.]

- Fine, make that torch. Just don't be too eager about setting things on fire. You can probably go scout the fog with it as well - we'll wait right here, engine started.

[Xantalos]

"...I'll make the torch. Hyena guy, wanna scout the thing? You can run faster than me."

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Hyenakles sighs. "Alright. Hold this."

*passes deer leg to Xan

Approach the barrier, and try to discern exactly what it is we're looking at. Be ready to bolt if anything happens.

[Comrade P.]

John stands by the driver's door of the car, and speaks quietly to Xan:

- This is the hyena dude from the diner, right? I wasn't quite concerned with who jumped in the car back there, but wasn't there a big muscular guy?

[Beirus]

Look around to make sure nothing sneaks up on us.