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[wipeout1024]

Help dry the people on the shore.

[AoshimaMichio]

Death by thousand cuts. This is fun!

[Yoink]

Stuff Mr. Bird snugly into my armpit for safekeeping, not to mention getting him warm and dry.

"Don't you worry Mistah Bird, I keep you safe from wet stuff."

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

It would be fun if I had included a fear of birds when making this character.

...Also my character's dialogue is reminding me of my character in one of Baldman's games all of a sudden. Weird.

[Ozarck]

"When last we used it for dire reasons, it let one man beat thousands. Though he did not survive."

"Neat. sounds like the source of epic tales told for generations, spread across many tribes, growing in the telling, until all will hear it, repeat it, make it their own, and strive to emulate it, even in ritual and play. Could you make me appear ten feet tall, purple, and shiny, with rainbows pouring out of my eyes, and the voice of a thousand birds tweeting in chorus? Because theat would be fun!"

Sebastian attempts to convince the People to use their Voice for the above purpose.

[Toaster]

((Ooops))

"Thanks, matey!  It'll do."

Admire self.  Strut, even.

[piecewise]

((Yeah, I'm not sure we should seek the guy out. Wouldn't want to lose half our party to a god again.))

I've got one thing your average hyena hasn't: big, opposable thumbs. I think some eye-gougin's in order.

[1]
You reach to gouge the boar's eyes and...promptly lose hold of the boar. You roll off one side and bounce through the foliage before coming to a rest face down in a bush.

"The river..."

Look around for a river. I'm guessing it's close by?

The man points you in the right direction.

Make like a cormorant and dry myself.

You stretch out your wings and wait for them to dry.

Help dry the people on the shore.

[4] You pat the bird down with your clothes.

Stuff Mr. Bird snugly into my armpit for safekeeping, not to mention getting him warm and dry.

"Don't you worry Mistah Bird, I keep you safe from wet stuff."

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

It would be fun if I had included a fear of birds when making this character.

...Also my character's dialogue is reminding me of my character in one of Baldman's games all of a sudden. Weird.

Mr.bird is far larger than you seem to assume.

Death by thousand cuts. This is fun!

[4] You get a few good cuts in,  spilling a lot of blood. The boar won't last long like this, but it keeps running.

((Ooops))

"Thanks, matey!  It'll do."

Admire self.  Strut, even.

You admire the horn and strut about like a peacock. A very scalely peacock.

"When last we used it for dire reasons, it let one man beat thousands. Though he did not survive."

"Neat. sounds like the source of epic tales told for generations, spread across many tribes, growing in the telling, until all will hear it, repeat it, make it their own, and strive to emulate it, even in ritual and play. Could you make me appear ten feet tall, purple, and shiny, with rainbows pouring out of my eyes, and the voice of a thousand birds tweeting in chorus? Because theat would be fun!"

Sebastian attempts to convince the People to use their Voice for the above purpose.

The man tilts his head slightly.
"I believe you may be trying to talk  me into something, little one"

[Egan_BW]

A floating glass orb with a skull glued on telekinetically prods Xankarvo.
"So, you thinking we should go meet this Most-Beautiful? Should be interesting to talk to, at least.
Looks like most of our people headed over to the river already, we could go pick them up."

See how much trademan wants in exchange for a token of The Voice Of The People.

[Ozarck]

Continue discussing using the Voice to make me look purple, giant, shiny, and rainbow vomiting. If the others leave for the river or wherever, go along.

"Of course! It's not dire, like in your story, so I won't die. It'd be fun. Your people like fun, right? We could have a party, with snacks and music.your Voice will make me the laser light show. It's win-win!"

[Harry Baldman]

Ain't nothing in this world like watching feathers dry.

[Xantalos]

"Let's."

Back to warbeast and go in direction dude pointed me in!

[AoshimaMichio]

I hear you shouldn't skin bear before killing it, but I'm not one to listen good advice. Carve chuncks of meat off of the boar and enjoy case of "eat and run". Or "run and eat".

[Toaster]

"So where did everyone else go?"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Draw my rifle, and shoot the pig.

[Yoink]

Ponder the size of my armpits. Hang onto the axe. 
If the critter everyone is trying to kill actually dies, try and help with chopping it up, I guess.

[piecewise]

A floating glass orb with a skull glued on telekinetically prods Xankarvo.
"So, you thinking we should go meet this Most-Beautiful? Should be interesting to talk to, at least.
Looks like most of our people headed over to the river already, we could go pick them up."

See how much trademan wants in exchange for a token of The Voice Of The People.

"How many more iron rods do you have?" is his reply.

Continue discussing using the Voice to make me look purple, giant, shiny, and rainbow vomiting. If the others leave for the river or wherever, go along.

"Of course! It's not dire, like in your story, so I won't die. It'd be fun. Your people like fun, right? We could have a party, with snacks and music.your Voice will make me the laser light show. It's win-win!"

The man shakes his head. "Maybe if you trade for it. But such things are not permanent."

Ain't nothing in this world like watching feathers dry.

You're pretty well dry now, thanks to that guy drying you with his shirt.

"Let's."

Back to warbeast and go in direction dude pointed me in!

You take the warbeast over to the edge of the river canyon.

I hear you shouldn't skin bear before killing it, but I'm not one to listen good advice. Carve chuncks of meat off of the boar and enjoy case of "eat and run". Or "run and eat".

[5]
You get a good hit, right to the neck, and the boar staggers and falls. It kicks and squirms on the ground for a few moments before going still

Draw my rifle, and shoot the pig.

Gonna save you some ammo there, buddy boy.

Ponder the size of my armpits. Hang onto the axe. 
If the critter everyone is trying to kill actually dies, try and help with chopping it up, I guess.

[4]
You walk up to the recently killed boar and begin hacking it to pieces. You're not a professional butcher by any stretch of the imagination but you do a pretty good job of it, skinning the corpse before draining the blood into the river and then cutting the body up into neat sections.