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[Comrade P.]

John places his right hand on a gun, but proceeds to talk casually to a newcomer:

- We're good! We have some swords, spears, a couple of bows and arrows to spare, armor sets, and these rocks that go boom when you hit 'em really hard. Pretty sure we got something else if we look up here some more. Any of those sound interesting?

((Doc, that's very cool.))

[Toaster]

Dave sticks his head over the side as best as he can.  This continues to be a very interesting day.

"Got any booze?  Or anything similar?"

See if this guy is that kind of dealer.

[Harry Baldman]

Let the other people do the talking. Perch and occasionally wave my wings in a motion as if I'm about to initiate flight, like an actual domestic vulture and everything.

[Egan_BW]

Sell useless fire rock, gain ULTIMATE POWER.

[Xantalos]

"I have especially explosive molotovs," offers Xankarvo from his seat.

[piecewise]

John places his right hand on a gun, but proceeds to talk casually to a newcomer:

- We're good! We have some swords, spears, a couple of bows and arrows to spare, armor sets, and these rocks that go boom when you hit 'em really hard. Pretty sure we got something else if we look up here some more. Any of those sound interesting?

((Doc, that's very cool.))

"Course ya got them rocks, idjit, they're all over the place. But 'at other stuff don't grow round here, so we got business ta do."

Dave sticks his head over the side as best as he can.  This continues to be a very interesting day.

"Got any booze?  Or anything similar?"

See if this guy is that kind of dealer.

"Moonshine! Starshine! HELLSHINE!" He laughs uproariously for reasons you don't understand.

Let the other people do the talking. Perch and occasionally wave my wings in a motion as if I'm about to initiate flight, like an actual domestic vulture and everything.

You do your best bird impression.

Pretty good, 8/10 bird antics.

Sell useless fire rock, gain ULTIMATE POWER.

Nice try.



So whats the deal? You coming down or ya gots ladder on this big ass fella or what?

[Comrade P.]

- Just a minute, I'll get you some stuff to see.

Pack together an armor set, two spears and two swords, one bow, a handful of arrows and a Sphere of Rods I bought back in Slenceville. With that jolly bundle behind my back, descend from the Warbeast in all my burnt glory.

- Here, that's what we're packing, with more of any of these if you're interested, plus a little something that just might be interesting to a collector. Now what do you have? We could be interested in potentially re-sellable goods and artefacts empowering the owner. And yes, some booze. My personal interest is rare, powerful handguns, but we probably couldn't afford that. We also have a guy who could use new arms.

[piecewise]

- Just a minute, I'll get you some stuff to see.

Pack together an armor set, two spears and two swords, one bow, a handful of arrows and a Sphere of Rods I bought back in Slenceville. With that jolly bundle behind my back, descend from the Warbeast in all my burnt glory.

- Here, that's what we're packing, with more of any of these if you're interested, plus a little something that just might be interesting to a collector. Now what do you have? We could be interested in potentially re-sellable goods and artefacts empowering the owner. And yes, some booze. My personal interest is rare, powerful handguns, but we probably couldn't afford that. We also have a guy who could use new arms.

The creature that was yelling at you appears to be 7 foot tall humanoid alligator with a long white beard. He's wearing nothing but red long underwear and standing in front of a giant, heavily modified pick up truck. He smells overwhelmingly of booze, gunpowder and slightly rotten meat. You hand him the pack and he digs through it, carefully sifting through the contents with one enormous clawed finger.  After a few minutes he selects the ball of rods, and all the weapons.

"I gots me a ton of stuff to trade." He says, still idly poking at the ball of rods, "Anything in particular you be looking for?"

[Harry Baldman]

Perch and watch.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((You know, we could probably take this guy down without too much trouble, assuming he doesn't have any bullshit Christmas Magic crammed up his lack of sleeve.))

Hyenakles lowers his gun. "Do you have any information on the surrounding area? Where exactly did you come from?"

[Xantalos]

Xan finally decides to get out of his chair temporarily and look at whoever this is.

"Alright, who is thi-whaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[Comrade P.]

- First off, do you have any stuff a man with no hands could use to substitute his hands? Next, some booze. I think we'd like to take a little of many things at once, so pick, say, dozen of bottles of different sorts, your choice. Finally, look at this fella here and tell me if you got any ammo for that, or any similar guns [referring to John's gun, show bullets in the mag, whatever, just don't let go of it while showing]. We could throw in something else for that last lot.

[Egan_BW]

"Hmm."

Need a voice.

[Toaster]

Dave, hearing the request for booze, just kept his mouth shut and observed.  Hope he had some good stuff.

[piecewise]

Perch and watch.

They see you perching.

They don't really care.

((You know, we could probably take this guy down without too much trouble, assuming he doesn't have any bullshit Christmas Magic crammed up his lack of sleeve.))

Hyenakles lowers his gun. "Do you have any information on the surrounding area? Where exactly did you come from?"

He doesn't have bullshit powers, I can tell you that much.

"I'm from up north a ways." He points off into the distance. "I can tell you there ain't much here. But over there" He points at the storm wall "That place is a biggin"

- First off, do you have any stuff a man with no hands could use to substitute his hands? Next, some booze. I think we'd like to take a little of many things at once, so pick, say, dozen of bottles of different sorts, your choice. Finally, look at this fella here and tell me if you got any ammo for that, or any similar guns [referring to John's gun, show bullets in the mag, whatever, just don't let go of it while showing]. We could throw in something else for that last lot.

"I got something I think. Bought it offa limb broker out in the black wastes east of here. One whole arm, guaranteed functional, preserved and dexterous. "

"Booze? Shit, course I got booze. I got all sortsa booze. You wanna get drunk or you wanna wake up in a ditch with no pants and your arm around a pig? Cause I don't want you coming in expecting a buzz and getting a jet engine, ya follow?"

"Oooo boy, thats a beaut. What is that, conquering king make? Looks like living soul steel; blood driven right? I got some bullets for it, but not many. Those things is rare even in lands with his trade routes. Out here in the boonies, they're heirlooms, rarer than a sane wizard."