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[Egan_BW]

I have Faith! I believe in Redneck alligator Santa!

[Xantalos]

The question is, do you have Faith in Redneck Alligator Santa? Do you believe?  Clap your hands if you believe!

I have Faith! I believe in Redneck alligator Santa!

More quotes for the sig box.

Also I have faith in Redneck Alligator Santa. Why, I can hear the clinking of the dirty shot glasses and small rodent skulls he uses in place of bells!

[Ozarck]

C'mon, Xan, clap!

[Comrade P.]

C'mon, Xan, clap!

I see what you did there.

[piecewise]

C'mon, Xan, clap!

[Xantalos]

I have to know what's in my Christmas present first!
I haven't opened it yet. I bet it's gloves.

[Radio Controlled]

I'm pretty sure you only ever get coals. Made of plastics so they poison you when you burn them.

[Xantalos]

I'm pretty sure you only ever get coals. Made of plastics so they poison you when you burn them.

That stopped after I kept donating it to local orphanages.

[Radio Controlled]

I'm pretty sure you only ever get coals. Made of plastics so they poison you when you burn them.

That stopped after I kept donating it to local orphanages.

Now Santa cuts out the middle man and just poisons the orphans himself.

[Ozarck]

I'm pretty sure you only ever get coals. Made of plastics so they poison you when you burn them.

That stopped after I kept donating it to local orphanages.

Now Santa cuts out the middle man and just poisons the orphans himself.

After a long, busy week punching heretics, how else is one gonna unwind and relax?

[Harry Baldman]

Needless to say, Mr. Bird has faith of every relevant sort. No good reason why it couldn't or, more importantly, shouldn't happen.

[Xantalos]

I'm pretty sure you only ever get coals. Made of plastics so they poison you when you burn them.

That stopped after I kept donating it to local orphanages.

Now Santa cuts out the middle man and just poisons the orphans himself.

It was only a matter of time before he had to. I mean they kept on asking for such morally pure gifts, like 'a loving family' or 'a mommy'. Where'd the good ol' corrupt consumerist spirit go in these kids?

In this case it went straight to their lungs thanks to fake coal from China, but the point still stands.

[Toaster]

Dave has yet to see the power of Faith here in the world.

[piecewise]

Across the empty, dusky plains comes the sound of a garish custom horn, a honky rendition of  the mexican hat dance. Down on the surface, you can see something bulldozing through the tall grass and flowers, red and green lights glaring in the soft darkness. It pulls up to the foot of the war beast and stops. A few moments later someone shouts "HO-HO-HOW YA DOING? YA GOTS ANYTHING TO TRADE?"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Spoiler: I Believe in Shitty Redneck Santa (click to show/hide)

Fakeedit (Ninja'd by PW): Hyenakles wakes up, startled, and grabs his gun. "Who the hell are you?!"