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[BlitzDungeoneer]

The Bronze Pin
There. My shitty Bob/Kayaba crack fic for your viewing pleasure.

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Guys. Guys.
I think I'm in love.

[SOLDIER First]

Holy shit. Okay.
Dude. Man. Bro. How can you write this well and not be able to write smut? Impossible.
Also I entirely hate you (in a good way <3) for your uncanny ability to The Thing-style adapt a character's personality and flawlessly write it. Mainly referring to Tzoushi. 420/69, would purchase.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The Bronze Pin
There. My shitty Bob/Kayaba crack fic for your viewing pleasure.

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...
Guys. Guys.
I think I'm in love.

success

Dude. Man. Bro. How can you write this well and not be able to write smut? Impossible.

Part personal hang-ups, part I'm just bad with anatomy, part just not my area.

[SOLDIER First]

Also, to quote Blitz,

I think I'm in love.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

You have successfully redeemed yourself, Elf.
I take back everything bad I have ever said or thought about you.
MARRY ME

[IamanElfCollaborator]

my plan worked
kekekekekekekeke
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Okay, in seriousness, I needed a break from my normal fanfiction crap, so I decided to make cracky RP fanfiction crap.

Now to go work on some slightly more shitty TzouShiina.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

And in all seriousness, MARRY ME NOW DAMMIT

[Twinwolf]

I think I need a few more people before the turn.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Well, you can forget Cado unless she's posted, as she's said she feels too ill to post somewhere already, I believe.

Dunno about anyone else, though.

[SOLDIER First]

Now to go work on some slightly more shitty TzouShiina.

I am okay with this! Because it is a ship I ship and because you write really well, good christ.

[kj1225]

*Kyle crying in the corner because no one likes him*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

wimp
you can go join yukari and yuri in the corner

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Guys. Guys.
I figured it out.
The Bronze Pin is the strongest anti-Kayaba weapon in the game.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Nah, it's actually Tzoushi's hot wings.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Nonono, see, I have it all figured out.
See, if the number 1 Kayaba fan stabs Kayaba in just the right way with the pin, he dies instantly.