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Author Topic: Plot Twist!  (Read 1912 times)

tntey

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Plot Twist!
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:52:10 pm »

Make a statement. The person who replies will make a statement that takes things in a new direction that is scary, humorous, or otherwise surprising to the reader. Some examples:
 
1. Bob changed, got into bed, and turned out the light.
- Had it been his house the night may have been more restful for him.
 
2. Until now Bob had a long work commute.
- However, the recent mudslide had destroyed his home, and the Happy Time Inn is located only two blocks from his employ.
 
3. Bob, and Sally went to dinner.
- Bob is a cannibal.
 
4. Bob layed in his bed, unable to sleep.
- The whispering from beneath his bed saying "wait till he's asleep then we'll kill him" may have been a contributing factor.
 
I think you get the point. I'll get things started...

Tarn was debugging Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2015, 04:29:50 pm »

Then his head fell off... Dun dun dunnnnnn....
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2015, 04:32:18 pm »

And then a skellington came out!

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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2015, 04:44:35 pm »

But the skellington was made of gummy bears!
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2015, 04:44:57 pm »

Juicy gummy bears!
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2015, 04:45:17 pm »

But it was all a dream
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2015, 05:00:09 pm »

Or was it?

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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2015, 05:02:01 pm »

Tarn, in order to verify looks in the mirror
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2015, 05:02:45 pm »

And Tarn was actually a skellington

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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2015, 05:15:31 pm »

Suddenly a penguin riding a large toad gallops through the mirror. "Get on there's no time to explain" the penguin says urgently.
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2015, 05:19:18 pm »

As he gets on, a terminator leaps through the window! Dun-dun dun dun-dun. DUN-DUN DUN DUN-DUN.
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2015, 05:20:21 pm »

The terminator....offers him a beer.

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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2015, 05:30:15 pm »

It was poisoned!!!
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You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2015, 05:33:23 pm »

but tarn did not drink it!
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Re: Plot Twist!
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2015, 05:34:03 pm »

And the poison was gnomeblight.
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