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Who's your least favorite/most hated character?

Akhentef
- 1 (5.9%)
Muta
- 9 (52.9%)
Nameless Ant-god
- 3 (17.6%)
Sumidu (Muta's father)
- 0 (0%)
Gezaru
- 0 (0%)
General Ilkid
- 1 (5.9%)
George
- 2 (11.8%)
Azumah
- 1 (5.9%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Author Topic: You Are a Minor God  (Read 111824 times)

alamoes

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #450 on: October 20, 2015, 04:45:56 pm »

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #451 on: October 20, 2015, 04:47:50 pm »

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #452 on: October 20, 2015, 05:35:06 pm »

Let her handle the situation.
+1
+1 but keep an eye on it.
well alright, but can we at least tell eve to spare him if possible. he could be a very useful asset.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #453 on: October 20, 2015, 05:51:14 pm »

Let her handle the situation.
+1
+1 but keep an eye on it.
well alright, but can we at least tell eve to spare him if possible. he could be a very useful asset.
-1 to that addendum. He's not a useful asset at all and she should handle it however way she sees best.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #454 on: October 20, 2015, 07:28:07 pm »

Let her handle the situation.
+1
+1 but keep an eye on it.
well alright, but can we at least tell eve to spare him if possible. he could be a very useful asset.
-1 to that addendum. He's not a useful asset at all and she should handle it however way she sees best.
+1 to the general and +1 to the -1
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #455 on: October 20, 2015, 08:08:21 pm »

Let her handle the situation.
+1
+1 but keep an eye on it.
well alright, but can we at least tell eve to spare him if possible. he could be a very useful asset.
-1 to that addendum. He's not a useful asset at all and she should handle it however way she sees best.
+1 to the general and +1 to the -1
Same as helmacon
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #456 on: October 20, 2015, 09:43:42 pm »

Let Eve make her choice.  She is destined to be queen one day, and it should be up to her to decide how best to deal with him.

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bahihs

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« Reply #457 on: October 21, 2015, 11:19:22 pm »

Previous

You decide to stand back and let Eve handle things. You cannot take care of every little thing, it is unseemly for a god, even one as small as yourself.

Suha begins to circle Eve, he is well aware of her martial prowess and her exceptional speed (having lost to her in footraces several times). Eve takes in the situation instantly and comes up with a plan of action. She crouches low to the ground, feeling the loose earth for a rock. She grabs onto a clod of dust. It will do.

Suha lunges forward with the spear. Eve leaps to the side and throws the dust clod into Suha's face. The dust catches his eyes and nose and he sputters blindly. Eve takes this chance and disappears into the woods. Suha washes his face then runs after her. Because of the covenant between Lili and yourself, Eve cannot be found so long as she stands still. She decides to climb a tree and wait for Suha. Seconds fall away like the skin of an apple being peeled. Then all at once Suha is below her!

She leaps from the tree branch and wraps her legs around Suha's torso. She then puts Suha in a chokehold from behind. Suha begins to struggle, and tries to slam his back (and consequently, Eve) against a tree. Eve realizes the danger and swings her body backward toward the ground. The added momentum trips Suha and he falls hard on to the ground, partially squishing Eve. He tries to flip himself over. His incredible strength allows him to stand despite Eve still sticking to his back. Then all fades away to certain black as his brain screams for oxygen and shuts down. Eve gets up and catches her breath. She grabs Suha's spear. She kneels over Suha, bringing the spearpoint to his neck. She presses down. Then his fair face smites her and she can go no further. There is a great hurt in her heart, as if the blood flew backwards. She gets up. Paces. Drops her weapon. She goes back to pond to retrieve her bow and quiver.

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Suha awakes with saltwater in his eyes. Eve stands above him with the spear pointed at his throat. He processes the situation. Then nods. No mercy here either. Always the same. "Well, what are you waiting for?" She doesn't move. Then she throws the spear away and offers her hand. Suha hesitates.
"Aren't they supposed to sing songs about you? What kind of songs will they sing if you can't even beat a woman?" He is stunned. Then he begins to laugh and he takes her hand and hoists himself up. So ye gods, is she to be my salvation?
"I will not forget this Abel - but hold, that's not your name is it? Who are you really?"
"I am Eve, daughter of Lili, daughter of Biumuga, the Chosen of Arlore"

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Chiefwaffles

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #458 on: October 22, 2015, 12:48:39 am »

We should totally consider Suha as a "secondary avatar".
Dunno what the actual term would be, but what I mean is that we should have Suha be given abilities and spread our influence. If he accepts.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #459 on: October 22, 2015, 01:04:40 am »

Gonna be honest, I misread this at first and I thought Eve killed him in cold blood, and I felt really sick to my stomach. Glad she spared him.

If Eve can open Suha to us, then I see no reason not to give him our blessing.  He did not spill blood, and Eve chose to spare him.  We stand beside Eve and her decision.
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Andres

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #460 on: October 22, 2015, 02:31:34 am »

So what are we supposed to do now? Any prompts?
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #461 on: October 22, 2015, 08:12:21 am »

lets greet suha, a simple hello should sufice to start with.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #462 on: October 22, 2015, 01:15:34 pm »

lets greet suha, a simple hello should sufice to start with.

A white rabbit sneaks into his tent and wakes him by jumping on his chest.

Suha: "What the-"

Us: "we are Arlore, Diety worshipped by Eve and her people. Follow us into the future for prosperity. Oh and this isn't a dream buddy but you better not yell at the top of your voice."

-Conversation-

Us: "Well see ya later. Remember what I said."
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #463 on: October 22, 2015, 01:17:57 pm »

Let's make a white bunny with red eyes appear. With uncanny similarity as fluffy. See what happens.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #464 on: October 22, 2015, 09:07:53 pm »

Let's make a white bunny with red eyes appear. With uncanny similarity as fluffy. See what happens.
but no conversation. we need to get better at doing things more subtly than just screaming at anyone who looks in our direction.
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