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[Generally me]

Who are you?
I am Odor StrongSteel

How are you invincible?
I'm a twelve foot tall giant who stole the souls of all but one of a pantheon of gods. Which empowered me a lot. Also I hit stuff with my big ass sword before they come close.

What are my powers?
Huge magic potential but no skill. Insanely strong. Big ass sword. Also soul stealing.

Who do you work for
Odin. Didn't manage to kill him and then he forced me to do his bidding, since you know I murdered all the other gods.

What stops you from going rogue?
He trapped my powers and without them I shrink down to a measly seven feet and can't carry my big ass sword. And he knows my weakness.

What would you like to do, if you slipped leash?
Steal Odin's soul then make my own pantheon of gods.

Weakness imminent.

[Salsacookies]

Looks good, gonna get started.

[Salsacookies]

Turn Zero: The Beginning

The Trump cards are going through their usual Nigh-Invulnerable Routine. Nothing cataclysmic is happening... yet. Just a regular old day, or at least, what would be considered one to a trump.

IRONCLAY is currently in containment, waiting for it's time to shine, and dreaming of a world engulfed in Ironclay.

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Spoiler: THE TRUMPS: (click to show/hide)

Who are you? IronClay, the Metallic Anti-Magic Blob

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable? A metallic slime that feels nothing.

What are your powers? Able to shapeshifter into various forms, and harden those forms. Also can grow extremely large by absorbtion of metal. Nullifies electronics, and magic for some reason.

Who do you work for? Siesta, a branch of the Umbrella Corporation

What keeps you from going rogue? Siesta keeps a watch on IronClay due to possible worldwide engulfment.

What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)?
Since I know all your weaknesses, here's mine.
Water. Needs to be a lot of water to be really effective, depending on its size.

Finally, What would you do, if you slipped your leash? I would engulf the world in IronClay.

Who are you?
Tali

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable?
I'm a nine tailed Kitsune-Inari. That speaks for itself.

What are your powers?
Reality warping, illusion, general fuckery, fire, lightning, foxfire, pretty much anything you expect from a toptier Kitsune.

Who do you work for?
The same thing most Inari do. A certain deity. We are considered vulpine angels afterall.

What keeps you from going rogue?
Why would I? Free food and whateverthefuck in exchange for supervising people who purify shrines and purify major corruptions.
What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)? PM this
Pmed.

Finally, What would you do, if you slipped your leash?
What leash? I can just stop worshiping at any time.

Who are you?
An Avatar of the Manipulator
How are you Nigh-Invulnerable?
I'm a mage.
What are your powers?
Magic
Who do you work for?
The Manipulator
What keeps you from going rogue?
I am an extension of the Manipulator's will. I have about a much capacity to go rogue as your right hand does.
What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)? PM this
Pm'd
Finally, What would you do, if you slipped your leash?
Why would I?

Who are you? Willy Pete Johnson, here to inform you about the deal of your life!

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable? I am the god of amazing savings if you order today by calling 777-5615563!

What are your powers? From thin air I can conjure things to demonstrate virtually any miraculous effect, the demonstration accommodated by a further helping of warped time and space!

Who do you work for? Divine Supplies Incorporated, where I happen to be the chief god of sales!

What keeps you from going rogue? Nothing, theoretically! But the job kicks ass and I couldn't imagine working anywhere else!

What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)? Will PM, friend!

Finally, what would you do, if you slipped your leash? I would take a paid vacation and would probably end up working throughout!

Who are you?
Ytia the Cursed.

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable?
Being intangible has perks and the regeneration isn't too bad either.

What are your powers?
Selective intangibility, high agility, shapeshifting, fast regeneration and great pain resistance.

Who do you work for?
The Seven Oracles of Gweyr.

What keeps you from going rogue?
The fact that the Oracles can worsen the effects of the curse to the point of death.

What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)? PM this

Finally, What would you do, if you slipped your leash?
Kill the Oracles and have a good murder spree in a largely populated area for the fun of it.

Who are you? I am Nobody.

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable: well, considering my magic... I experimented a few years back and it went wrong. Rather wrong. To be precise, I'm undead. A lich, to be precise. I can die, but I never stay dead- resurrection is imminent.

What are your powers? I'm not sure I should be writing this down... but I have the affinity of Targeting. I can change the target of anything, make myself untargetable, or just change the target of an attack from another universe... I pulled some fun ones with that.

Who do you work for? My father, Null. He's the most powerful mage in the Nevermore clan, due to his Magic Negation affinity and vast combat experience. Speaking of which... I'm pretty much subordinate to several of my other brothers and sisters. Including None(wherever he's gotten to), Nothing, Never, and Nveru. (all the males in the Nevermore clan have names that start with N.)

What keeps you from going rogue? Suffice it to say that my family is crazy about traitors. They also tend to start blood feuds over the deaths of one Nevermore only, no matter if he's an idiot or just plain crazy.

What is your Achilles' Heel(deathly weakness)? I hate grammar failings- well that's not it. Deathly- I think you meant deadly. Pmd.

Finally, what would you do if you slipped your leash? I couldn't. It's pretty much impossible. And honestly, I have no reason to do anything destructive- though I would want to find my nephew No, wherever he's gone to. I think None knows something about that. Wherever None's gone.

Who are you?
I am Barry the Broken.

How are you Nigh-Invulnerable?
Barry has been wounded, damaged and destroyed so many times, he grew tougher everytime. Now he is a walking pile of literal hurt, and nothing seems to damage him further anymore.

What are your powers?
Barry has the undeniable skill to put himself in situations that would usually kill both him and the person Barry currently wants dead, being directly hit with a napalm filled missile for example, and walking off with just concussions, small cuts and nausea. Unfortunately, this usually means Barry gets into an even more shitty situation.

Who do you work for?
Barry works for a powerful kingpin called Drenko Willis, who controls the entire city.

What keeps you from going rogue?
The D. Willis does have a lot hired guns and pays well enough. Barry can't really be bothered to look for a career change either.

What would you do, if you slipped your leash?
Barry would like to become an astronaut. And maybe go to Disneyland.

Weakness PM'd.

Who are you?
I am Odor StrongSteel

How are you invincible?
I'm a twelve foot tall giant who stole the souls of all but one of a pantheon of gods. Which empowered me a lot. Also I hit stuff with my big ass sword before they come close.

What are my powers?
Huge magic potential but no skill. Insanely strong. Big ass sword. Also soul stealing.

Who do you work for
Odin. Didn't manage to kill him and then he forced me to do his bidding, since you know I murdered all the other gods.

What stops you from going rogue?
He trapped my powers and without them I shrink down to a measly seven feet and can't carry my big ass sword. And he knows my weakness.

What would you like to do, if you slipped leash?
Steal Odin's soul then make my own pantheon of gods.

Weakness imminent.

[Generally me]

Lovingly stroke Bill(big ass sword).

I don't understand what we do

[FallacyofUrist]

((Yeah, he needs to post a larger prompt, or plot hook, or whatnot.))

[Salsacookies]

(I was trying to say through the post "Okay, game started, do whatever." This was made where I can't really have you all in a single plot hole unless it was something big, and other than who your boss is and what you do, I'm not really sure what to throw at you, so I thought I'd make the opening where you are doing whatever wherever you are, and you'd make your own fun. I would then feed into what you did, to make more fun, like a perpetual FUN!! machine.

Next turn, what I was going to do was have IronClay deployed in an abandoned Siesta base to clean up evidence. Maybe your boss wants something from there? You're there to show how corrupt Siesta is? Just a way to start up a plot amongst ourselves, and make a story through playing off what the others do. Not sure what else to say, so I hope this makes sense.)

[SaberToothTiger]

Ask my boss for a job to do.

[Salsacookies]

What would your boss tend to have you do, due to tendency to cause everything around you to go FUBAR?

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, Barry likes beating people up, he can shoot stuff. He's usually the kingpin's iron fist, as in the main bruiser.

[Generally me]

Go call Odin a dick. AFTER lovingly stroking Bill.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Ah. Come in, Nobody."

"You wanted to see me?"

"Well, that should have been self evident. I'm sending you to an odd warehouse in another universe to grab... a certain artifact."

"At your command. Though I-"

"Yes, a description. It's a ring. One made of blueish metal, the legendary adamantine. Within the ring is contained a powerful spirit known as a djinn."

"Don't those grant wishes?"

"You could say that. But anything you do not explicitly state in non-interpretable terms is subject to manipulation. Asking for money could result in ancient shell pieces, used as currency in Astarka...see my point?"

"Yes. I will go at once. Good day."

Nobody turned and left Null's office, pondering the location of None and No. He then entered one of the Nevermore Castle's many teleportation circles, which sent him to the Siesta warehouse's entrance. Why Null wanted the ring was None of his concern. Blasted Nevermore puns.

Appear!

[Generally me]

Wait can we just make stuff up?

[Salsacookies]

Yes.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Although I suppose rolls will be involved for the actual turns- otherwise this wouldn't be an RTD.))

[~Neri]

Relax and get fed grapes~!