AND SINCE I ATE MARS, BLAZING GLORY IS NOW IN MY STOMACH. AND I AM PLANET SIZED.
BE A COOLER PLANET THAN MARS, GET A LOT OF TOURISTS
[2]
You are a boring planet. Plus interplanetary tourism isn't a thing yet.
Hm. They have grown tougher since last time.. We need someone powerful. Someone who has faced hardships. Someone who can be easily fitted with futuristic equipmen- oh wait
Use highly advanced lemon technology (made by lemons, not out of lemons) To locate Kevak's ashes and collect enough DNA to revive him. What's that? We don't have enough DNA to create a fully biological Kevak? Then make him part cyborg. He'll be named RoboFox.
[5]
RoboFox online, fire ready and waiting for orders.
THEN COPY THE GIGALISK'S GENOME DOWN AND GET BACK TO AVATAR CITY!!!
[6]
Genome acquired. Unfortunately, the Gigalisk followed you home.
Countless human spaceships blast off the planet.
Clone myself.
[1]
You lack the technology.
Joy ride this baby the ground! Wooo!
[6]
You crash nose first. Pain.
"Piece of junk! That's what I get for going Russian..."
Arm myself and find cover
[1]
You're kind of in several pieces right now, so reattaching your arms proves difficult.
Rejoice at my now-infinite supply of food!
Head for a nearby starship landing bay, hoping to find something to thieve.
[4]
They've already left, and there's plenty of spent resources left behind.
Float over back to Earth.
Crash land in the booze demon warzone.
[4]
You crashland nearby, limbs moderately intact.
Get my army of monkey-goblin lawyers to free me and successfully incarcerate the GM for his illegal use of cheese and potatoes as biological weapons.
[2]
The GM has legal rights in regard to biological weapon production of any kind.
Reform as a nuclear fox. Like a Phoenix does from ashes, but instead it's from irradiated ash.
[3]
You respawn as a pea-sized dust bunny.
Go meet some new friends.
[1]
Not much here but dead things and booze demons.
Wow, the booze demons are giving people this much trouble? Dawww, you shouldn't have!Become the king of demons!
[2]
The demons murder you senselessly and turn you into fine liquor.
Create a luck elemental to fight the demons.(3DS works- slow though.)
[1]
The demons found a box of joke d20s that have 20 on all of the faces. Luck elemental down.
Push them back!
[3]
You continue to hold the line, but they aren't retreating any time soon.
I'm suprized at the amount of grammar mistakes. He is from Australia after all.
suprized
EXTERMINATE.
...And no, I'm not autistic enough to fail to assume that was a joke.
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Poketwo is now a pile of ash. Good times.
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