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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why  (Read 59105 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #150 on: June 11, 2015, 11:15:55 am »

The cube: Join the fray!

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #151 on: June 11, 2015, 12:08:45 pm »

Snap neck of Spaceship captain and get to flying.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #152 on: June 11, 2015, 06:58:59 pm »

Shit, no musket. Head for the edge of the city.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #153 on: June 11, 2015, 10:12:21 pm »


Work on installing robotic arms

Make lemon my vice president
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #154 on: June 11, 2015, 10:49:34 pm »

/\ I support cyberlemons.
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Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

Nidilap

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #155 on: June 12, 2015, 06:13:08 pm »

"Cheese in fucking coffee shop?  What kinda backwater shithole am I in?"

Sell the cheese in the black market, and buy more cheese to sell.
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #156 on: June 13, 2015, 12:59:09 am »

Slip down the side of the GM's couch instead.

[1]

You don't quite fit, and the GM is not amused.

Run until i reach a safe place, build a nuclear bomb in the safe place.

[3]

You run, but you don't find a safe place, so you keep running.

"Oh... Okay. I escaped then? Brilliant. I love it when I do that. Legs, yes..."

Prepare for inevitable chaos and destruction by finding some good weapons and armor. Find a good ship too.

[6]

You steal a top-of-the-line ship! One that belongs to the Russian military, who is now after you.

Attempt to gain the ability to use luck magic.

[3]

plot twist: all magic is luck magic

Make lemon my vice president, and make a law that says eating lemons are illegal if they are wearing a hat.

Ask the other presidents for military backup in return for help with their spaceships.

[3]

People just take off the hats. Plus the other heads of state are ignoring you for some reason.

TRANSFORM THE GIGALISK IN OOO INTO AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING SCYTHER ABOMINATION

[1]

You are promptly eaten by the Gigalisk.

Prance around the radioactive wastes like no one's business.

[4]

Yay! Cancer!

Attempt to feel anything.
 Have no mouth, but must scream.

[6]

you feel it

it is all that matters to you now

The cube: Join the fray!

Have some baroque music to class up this joint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddbxFi3-UO4

[4]

You sit on the ground. Partay!

Snap neck of Spaceship captain and get to flying.

[6]

Alas, you don't have a pilot's license and promptly crash the thing.

Shit, no musket. Head for the edge of the city.

[5]

You're on the edge of the city, and you still have all your limbs!


Work on installing robotic arms

[2]

A disembodied voice hinders your progress.

Not enough minerals.

Go on a hunt by myself for the the dreaded Wendigo.

[1]

The last Wendigo died 200 years ago. Shit.

"Cheese in fucking coffee shop?  What kinda backwater shithole am I in?"

Sell the cheese in the black market, and buy more cheese to sell.

[4]

You make 1.5kg net profit in cheese.
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conein

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #157 on: June 13, 2015, 02:52:50 am »

Run moar, find safe place.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #158 on: June 13, 2015, 03:05:58 am »

Find someone to prance around with.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #159 on: June 13, 2015, 03:20:06 am »

Secretly pick up one of the random potatoes lying around and offer it to the GM to placate him.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2015, 05:22:15 am »

"Shit."

Engine throttle to maximum! Evade the Russian military!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2015, 07:03:19 am »

FUSE WITH THE GIGALISK
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #162 on: June 13, 2015, 07:11:43 am »

Thus: cast a spell that turns all rolls to sixes next turn.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #163 on: June 13, 2015, 07:12:23 am »


Mine ze minerals! Continue progress!

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FallacyofUrist

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #164 on: June 13, 2015, 07:14:26 am »

((Hilarious.))
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