Slip down the side of the GM's couch instead.
[1]
You don't quite fit, and the GM is not amused.
Run until i reach a safe place, build a nuclear bomb in the safe place.
[3]
You run, but you don't find a safe place, so you keep running.
"Oh... Okay. I escaped then? Brilliant. I love it when I do that. Legs, yes..."
Prepare for inevitable chaos and destruction by finding some good weapons and armor. Find a good ship too.
[6]
You steal a top-of-the-line ship! One that belongs to the Russian military, who is now after you.
Attempt to gain the ability to use luck magic.
[3]
plot twist: all magic is luck magicMake lemon my vice president, and make a law that says eating lemons are illegal if they are wearing a hat.
Ask the other presidents for military backup in return for help with their spaceships.
[3]
People just take off the hats. Plus the other heads of state are ignoring you for some reason.
TRANSFORM THE GIGALISK IN OOO INTO AN EVEN MORE TERRIFYING SCYTHER ABOMINATION
[1]
You are promptly eaten by the Gigalisk.
Prance around the radioactive wastes like no one's business.
[4]
Yay! Cancer!
Attempt to feel anything.
Have no mouth, but must scream.
[6]
you feel
itit is all that matters to you now
The cube: Join the fray!
Have some baroque music to class up this joint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddbxFi3-UO4
[4]
You sit on the ground. Partay!
Snap neck of Spaceship captain and get to flying.
[6]
Alas, you don't have a pilot's license and promptly crash the thing.
Shit, no musket. Head for the edge of the city.
[5]
You're on the edge of the city, and you still have all your limbs!
Work on installing robotic arms
[2]
A disembodied voice hinders your progress.
Not enough minerals.Go on a hunt by myself for the the dreaded Wendigo.
[1]
The last Wendigo died 200 years ago. Shit.
"Cheese in fucking coffee shop? What kinda backwater shithole am I in?"
Sell the cheese in the black market, and buy more cheese to sell.
[4]
You make 1.5kg net profit in cheese.