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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #120 on: June 07, 2015, 06:14:44 pm »

Point out that radiation doesn't disintegrate things and suddenly be not disintegrated.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #121 on: June 07, 2015, 08:18:15 pm »

Train my small group in the arts of demon hunting, and send them on a semi-epic quest to eradicate this hellish menace!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #122 on: June 07, 2015, 11:18:16 pm »

Assess wounds!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #123 on: June 08, 2015, 02:38:45 am »

Wait, what did you put in Ooo?
Oh well, adventure.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #124 on: June 08, 2015, 12:11:54 pm »

Just take a massive universe sized shit. I don't care anymore.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #125 on: June 08, 2015, 05:03:02 pm »

Climb from under the collapsed building I was cleverly using as cover.

*Notice horribly radioactive fallout*

Use my steampunk plate armor's obligatory gasmask to protect myself from radioisotope inhalation, hoping rest of the suit's dense enough to block direct exposure.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #126 on: June 08, 2015, 07:28:42 pm »


Rebuild the city.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #127 on: June 08, 2015, 07:55:38 pm »

"Huh. Too many dildoes for my taste. One and done I always say... About dildoes."

toss all of my dildoes into buildings with damage in mind. Then look around for a coffee shop. I have an idea to get cash
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #128 on: June 09, 2015, 06:43:14 pm »

No. Logic: Anti-mana is the opposite of normal mana, and can be used to do opposite spells. It's like antimatter and matter. Both exist, but upon touching each other they explode violently.

[6]

You summon some anti-mana! Which promptly explodes, since the air is filled with minute traces of mana.

Right, now that that's finished, go on a massive booze dimension bender, invite the GM why not.

[6]

PARTAY, WOOO-

You wake up on a desert island. The last thing you remember doing is slapping Adolf Hitler with a dildo bat. Good night.

CLONE THE SCYTHER

[3]

You make a clone! It is an abomination.

Bribe GM with my Cheeseburger.

[4]

best after drinks food confirmed, gtfo before i change my mind

Point out that radiation doesn't disintegrate things and suddenly be not disintegrated.

[2]

Meet Yilmaz. Yilmaz will explain the science from now on.

"Alpha and beta radiation are particles, so they can disintergrate things, STOOOOOOOOOOOGE"

Go on an adventure with some magical girls.

[3]

You find the closest thing you can: a gender-equal militant group that try and defend the planet from the messes they accidentally create.

Train my small group in the arts of demon hunting, and send them on a semi-epic quest to eradicate this hellish menace!


[6]

The demons send you back their heads, with a complementary bottle of homebrew scotch.

Assess wounds!

[5]

Not... too bad, actually.

Wait, what did you put in Ooo?
Oh well, adventure.

[1]

This world is empty, just dust and sky. Except for the giant thing that's running towards you. It looks sharp. And angry.

Just take a massive universe sized shit. I don't care anymore.

[5]

You create a miniature universe in orbit around the moon. This is now yours to care for.

Climb from under the collapsed building I was cleverly using as cover.

*Notice horribly radioactive fallout*

Use my steampunk plate armor's obligatory gasmask to protect myself from radioisotope inhalation, hoping rest of the suit's dense enough to block direct exposure.

[5]

It works!


Rebuild the city.

[4]

The reconstruction of the city is underway, although it is hampered by people taking lemons for consumption purposes.

"Huh. Too many dildoes for my taste. One and done I always say... About dildoes."

toss all of my dildoes into buildings with damage in mind. Then look around for a coffee shop. I have an idea to get cash

[6]

You absolutely demolish the last coffee shop. Whoops.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #129 on: June 09, 2015, 06:56:07 pm »

Nab GM's spine manifest and get out.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #130 on: June 09, 2015, 07:33:23 pm »

Find a spaceship. Or someone to murder. Or both.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #131 on: June 09, 2015, 08:19:45 pm »

Ask for a peaceful truce between the demons and humanity; if they don't kill us, we will provide humans and booze!

Ask the presidents of other cities for military back up, discreetly. If found, tell the booze demons we're getting immigrants for them to eat.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #132 on: June 09, 2015, 08:31:23 pm »



Point out that radiation doesn't disintegrate things and suddenly be not disintegrated.

[2]

Meet Yilmaz. Yilmaz will explain the science from now on.

"Alpha and beta radiation are particles, so they can disintergrate things, STOOOOOOOOOOOGE"


COUNTER WITH THUNDERF00T!!!!! HE IS ACTUAL NUCLEAR SCIENTIST, NOT SOME IDIOTIC YOUTUBE VLOGER!!!!!!! YOU EVEN MISSPELLED DISINTEGRATE!!!!!!! 
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #133 on: June 09, 2015, 08:57:58 pm »

Absorb mana and radiation with cheap bootleg paper playing card surface. Become self-aware bootleg playing card.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #134 on: June 09, 2015, 09:17:30 pm »


Get some guards to defend the work force.
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