Survive!
[5]
The nuclear detonation decides it can't be fucked dealing with a 5 and steers around you.
Absorb the fire and the nuclear flames. Become The Nuclear Fox.
[2]
You absorb the fire. You don't, however, absorb the radiation, which promptly disintegrates you.
Sneak into the GM's spine vault.
[6]
You manage to get pass the impenetrable dimensional walls...activating the defensive system.
Oh wow, I'm surprised you got this far. Sorry about this next bit, I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.Blame the explosion on Obamathe Booze Demons! Rally the people up against them!
[4]
You rally up the few not being catapulted by a nuclear explosion.
Just go on a fucking adventure with my dog Jake in the ooh world or whatever Its called.
[6]
You pop back into Ooo, finding it completely sterile of life.
So thaaat's where I put it.Survive puny mortal explosion
[1]
The puny mortal explosion rips your individual atoms apart.
Use Potatoism magic to escape the Potato dimension.
[3]
You escape back to the city, only to be hit by a storm of fire and radiation. Rats.
Cackle maniacally in the nuclear explosion I probably caused.
[6]
You laugh insanely as you develop a horrible, fell mutation.
Realize me exploding onto the moon was just me dreaming of ending myself. Continue eating moon and crying.
[6]
Yeah, the same thing happens.
Use anti-mana to create a shield of warding glyphs! This may have anti-side effects, but it'll be fine... maybe?
[2]
Anti-mana means you have negative mana, and you have zilch. It's simple maths, go read a book, god.
I SHALL JUST PLAY FOR A WHILE, BUT FIRST................
FIND SOME SAPIENT SCYTHERS
[3]
You find one. They are promptly irradiated.
Is it enabled? If so, RUN
If not, take.
[3]
You try to run. The speed of light, however, is not so forgiving.