smash the accellerator or whatever Its called in!
[1] The car begins to noticeably slow once you have destroyed the pedals.
Teleport my brain outside of my head.
[Autofail] Magic cannot be used to harm anyone. Including yourself. Read the first post.
"THANK YOU GUARD, YOU SHALL NOW BE THE CAUSE OF A GLORIOUS NEW AGE OF CONFLICT. SOON ARMOK WILL FINALLY GET HIS ENTERTAINMENT, AND THE WORLD WONT RESET AND BE FORGOTTEN!!!!!"
{1 turn away from death. Impending death.}
Find a group of people and smile. Say "nice day, isn't it?" Then, cast a spell that causes my head to explode in a burst of gore.
[Autofail] Magic cannot be used to cause harm to people, did you read the first post?
"I told you to fly normally or bad thing would happen! And instead you decide to do opposite! Why you would do that!? Now I have to do those things! You must stop me by killing me!"
Persuade the pilot kill me.
[2] "I WILL NOT HARM YOUUUU!" The pilot shouts as he drifts away. Shoot.
Ask robots for harmless writing materials. Say that my writing skills are incredibly fast and good and I should write some good books about the nature of sanity. If I receive writing materials, write eldritch literature.
[5] You do this, and the robots all read the book and become corrupted. Nodding to each other, all but the ones carrying you begin to go out and destroy buildings, gathering materials to summon Cthulhu. The ones carrying you begin to tear you apart.
Spawn
[6] You spawn inside a high security prison.
Mentally stop my heart
(Not sure whether magic or will, will go with will.) [5-3 (Nearly impossible to do)] Your heart slows temporarily, but quickly picks back up.
Look inside my desk.
[5] Inside the desk is .357 revolver. Upon closer inspection, it is unloaded, but there are three bullets inside. They are clearly labeled "Beneficial Dictator" "Prime Minister" "Me" In that clear order. Looks like you left yourself quite a task.
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