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[FallacyofUrist]

Collect a bit of molten agent for science later

+1, might as well. If we have a bottle or something, that is.

[Jack A T]

Calculate odds of survival. Then go through the portal, and survive.

Not high enough odds, but you make it through the portal and into your own house.  You are ignored by your cats.

Collect a bit of molten agent for science later

+1, might as well. If we have a bottle or something, that is.

You grab a mug and charge back through the portal to scoop up some agent, then duck back through the portal.  It closes behind you.  One of your cats has decided to sit on your head.

Spoiler: Mathemagic (click to show/hide)

Mathemagician in Training
Mathemagic: Extend/Retract Staff, Repair Coffee Maker, Light, Elemental Bolt, Justify Policy, Do Paperwork, Create Paperwork, Search Archives, Force High Five, Set Timer, Timed Explosion

[Demonic Spoon]

Get a new battery for our phone, check if we still have a job or not.

[Jack A T]

Get a new battery for our phone, check if we still have a job or not.

You put down the mug and dig around drawers, couch cushions, bags, and such until you find your extra phone batteries.  After you insert them and turn the phone on, it rings (suggest ringtones, please).  You've got a lot of text messages, mostly about your absence and how the report is necessary.  Nothing for the last two days, though.  Your cat kneads your head.

You hear someone knocking on your door.

Spoiler: Mathemagic (click to show/hide)

Mathemagician in Training
Mathemagic: Extend/Retract Staff, Repair Coffee Maker, Light, Elemental Bolt, Justify Policy, Do Paperwork, Create Paperwork, Search Archives, Force High Five, Set Timer, Timed Explosion

[Generally me]

Force them to high five then open the door so that if they have any weapons they will have dropped them.

[Jack A T]

Force them to high five then open the door so that if they have any weapons they will have dropped them.

With a few taps of the keys of your calculator, the knocking turns to slapping.  You open the door, revealing a tough-looking man: the Assistant Deputy Minister.  He looks rather angry.

"Adam.  The report.  Today."

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Mathemagician in Training
Mathemagic: Extend/Retract Staff, Repair Coffee Maker, Light, Elemental Bolt, Justify Policy, Do Paperwork, Create Paperwork, Search Archives, Force High Five, Set Timer, Timed Explosion

[Generally me]

Create light in front of his eyes for a few seconds while saying "SHAZAM" and then create paperwork where we were, then walk behind him.

[FArgHalfnr]

Summon paperwork everywhere(preferably related to whatever we were supposed to do)! We can justify our absence by claiming we have been working overtime at home!

[Aseaheru]

 Use powers to create said report, along with reports on efficiency of the bureaucracy, the election system, and how exactly to make the best coffee in the world, then hand them to him.

 Also, consume mug of agent.

[heydude6]

Hand him our coffee nationalizing report

[Andres]

Summon paperwork everywhere(preferably related to whatever we were supposed to do)! We can justify our absence by claiming we have been working overtime at home!

+1

Use powers to create said report, along with reports on efficiency of the bureaucracy, the election system, and how exactly to make the best coffee in the world, then hand them to him.

+1

[endlessblaze]

Summon paperwork everywhere(preferably related to whatever we were supposed to do)! We can justify our absence by claiming we have been working overtime at home!

+1

Use powers to create said report, along with reports on efficiency of the bureaucracy, the election system, and how exactly to make the best coffee in the world, then hand them to him.

+1

+all the ones

[Jack A T]

SNIPSNIPSNIP

As soon as the Assistant Deputy Minister makes his request, you start wildly mashing the keys of your calculator staff.  There is a flash of light, and then paperwork is everywhere.  Paperwork flies on the wind.  It spills out of the windows.  It flutters about, falling around you.  You, during the flash, step behind the Assistant Deputy Minister, who merely puts on his sunglasses and turns to face you.  He rejects all of the reports except for the report justifying your gambling regulation idea of forcing repayment of winnings.

You start trying to convince him that you were working from home.  He stands eerily still as you speak, and when you finish he nods slightly, grumbles, and walks away.  When he leaves, you traverse the heaps of paperwork, grab the mug of agent, and chug it.  Tastes like stale coffee.

Your house is now flooded with paperwork and is tough to walk through.  Your cats are trying to catch some of the paperwork as it falls.  New cat toy.

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Mathemagician in Training
Mathemagic: Extend/Retract Staff, Repair Coffee Maker, Light, Elemental Bolt, Justify Policy, Do Paperwork, Create Paperwork, Search Archives, Force High Five, Set Timer, Timed Explosion

[Demonic Spoon]

Go to work.

[FArgHalfnr]

Build a paperwork mech with the powers of calculus! We don't want to walk the entire way to work, considering we left our car there!