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[~Neri]

"I am not insane. I am eccentric. If you want insanity, one of the godlings could be defined as such. I request you change that bit to 'eccentric'."

[FallacyofUrist]

"You are clearly insanely eccentric."

[~Neri]

"No. Simply eccentric. Insanity has no rhyme or reason. Everything I do has a reason. The reason may not be clear to the casual observer, but it is there."

[FallacyofUrist]

"... to the casual observer, you are insanely eccentric. I am writing a book for the casual observer, yes-no?"

[~Neri]

"You are writing a book of 'truths' I believe. You might want to make sure what you write is True."

[TheBiggerFish]

"... to the casual observer, you are insanely eccentric. I am writing a book for the casual observer, yes-no?"

"May I suggest that we simply replace Nilva with Vashna?  Even he admits it."
Include the Intro to Engineering section, and the Creation Section,....You know what, just start pulling together all the ACTUAL science sections together from all the books.  So, nothing from Vashna's book.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Even to me you appear insanely eccentric."

[~Neri]

"Again. To the casual observer, the capacity to find the reasons behind my actions would be.. Lacking. However that is not insanity, it is simply a lack of observation skills on the behalf of the observer. Eccentric is not insane. There is an utterly massive difference. Falsehoods, even unintentional, will paint you as no different then the two destroyer gods and their 'stooge' as you put it. Especially falsehoods that have been corrected and are easily corrected by You before they reach the ears of mortals."

[Jbg97]

Well, while you are all writing books for mortals, I will make due with a small pamphlet for my fellow gods. Ahem:
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

[FallacyofUrist]

"That have been corrected? Lo, to all the gods present, do you think Nilva is insanely eccentric?"

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Eh, I've read better,  the ending has some problems as well.
And my book does have SOME actual science people, such as an entire chapter about how to put out fires using science!"           

[~Neri]

"Insanity is not a factor in this equation. I am eccentric but not insane."

[micelus]

"Utter, your....utter lack of originality is almost as bad as your near-aimless destruction. The pamphlet is barely worth a star from a set of five."

In addition, make a god detector detector and give it to (put whoever fallacy plays as here)."Damnit stirk"

((you keep breaking your colors.))

"Oh, we're playing the book game, eh? Well..."

Create and publish a book called the Gai-un. Not if it would cost crux.

Spoiler: Chapter 1: Creation (click to show/hide)

This chapter details the creation mythos, truly told as much as possible.
Note that it has a section on the Fragmentation.

Spoiler: Chapter 2: Edicts (click to show/hide)

I. Treat all thinking beings as you would treat yourself, unless they worship Mavnon, causer of conflict and breaker of peace, Utther, destroyer of life and leadership, and Patronius, the greedy stooge.
II. All thinking beings who worship Mavnon, Utther, or Patronius you shall offer a chance to repent of their worship, if they fail to do so you shall shun them.
III. The pursuits of engineering and architecture are a great boon to your civilization, do not regret spending your life for engineering or architecture, moreover, treasure your labor, whatever it be, and live for it.
IV. Gai-gen is to be worshipped the most among your worship, although you may worship other gods(as long as said other gods are not Mavnon, Utther, or Patronius).
V. All thinking beings should spend at least one year of their life as a scientist, attempting to create/discover new and useful technologies for the world.
VI. The spread of technology shall only be impeded if it would spread to a nation you are at war against.
VII. Treat the Ritual Stones with caution.
VIII. Respect those older than you are, especially immortals.
IX. Do not waste time. Time is precious, for most thinking beings only have so much of it in their lives.
X. Nilva is insanely eccentric. Beware of her(his?) shenanigans.

Spoiler: Chapter 3: Principles of Engineering (click to show/hide)

The writing in this chapter is devoted to teaching anyone who reads it basic principles of engineering.
The pages in this section are decorated with images of gears.

"While I must of course disagree with the theology, I do quite enjoy the more practical components. I do believe this will go into academic curriculum the world over."

"Insanity is not a factor in this equation. I am eccentric but not insane."

"Little point arguing with an automaton when it comes to mental states, brother-sister."

[Ama]

Well, while you are all writing books for mortals, I will make due with a small pamphlet for my fellow gods. Ahem:
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

"You should really see someone about these hate problems, younger brother. It`s not good for your remaining mental health to only feel hate for everything."

[Jbg97]

"Utter, your....utter lack of originality is almost as bad as your near-aimless destruction. The pamphlet is barely worth a star from a set of five."

THAT BURNING ROD OF LIGHT YOU CALL A SUN COMPARED TO MY HATE IS LIKE HOLDING AN UNLIT MATCH UP TO A FOREST FIRE. WERE I MORE POWERFUL, I'D DESTROY THIS AND EVERY OTHER REALITY, AND REMAKE IT SIMPLY TO DESTROY IT AGAIN, ON AND ON, IN AN ETERNAL CYCLE. IF MY HATE COULD BE CONDENSED INTO PURE ENERGY, IT WOULD IN FACT GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO CREATE SUCH A CYCLE. MY HATE COULD QUALIFY AS ITS OWN SEPARATE UNIVERSE, SUCH IS ITS SIZE. IF MY HATE WERE AN ANIMAL, IT WOULD NEED CHAINS WROUGHT FROM THE VERY BONES OF GODS TO RESTRAIN IT. IF MY HATE COULD BE VIEWED, IT WOULD SEAR THE VIEWER FROM EXISTENCE, AND THE FIRES OF THEIR BODY WOULD BE HOT ENOUGH TO BLIND EVEN A GOD. MY HATE IS SO POTENT, THAT IF IT COULD BE CONDENSED INTO AN OCEAN THE SIZE OF THIS UNIVERSE, A SINGLE DROP OF THAT HATE IN A BODY OF WATER ALSO THE SIZE OF THIS UNIVERSE WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERY SMALL GLASS OF IT WOULD BE POISONOUS ENOUGH TO KILL 100 HUMAN BEINGS.