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[Vgray]

"It looks like I picked an interesting time to emerge."

[Jbg97]

Bah! Don't listen to that ingrate! I only killed off the leaders, brought about some damn change on these rocks.
Sides, they've killed off tons of people with all the damn things they've created and splashed around with no regard!

[Rolepgeek]

Shrugging.

"...there are records...if he wishes to know, he can determine for himself what occurred...and who is responsible for slowing down progress..."

[~Neri]

"The difference is you've failed to be subtle. I actually am fairly certain there are only three or four gods who have directly killed people so far, and you by far have the highest deathtoll."

[Jbg97]

I'm the god of destruction aint I? I don't go trapping YOU in a mortal body for making wolves, now do I?
I ought ta, considering those damn wolves wont shut the hell up when I'm trying to sleep, but I dont.
mainly cause im trapped in this body, but STILL!

[~Neri]

"I can always have them be quiet near you while you attempt to sleep. For a price."

[Jbg97]

I could always have the damn things killed for free!
They're also shitting on my lawn!

[~Neri]

"Technically killing them would be more energy intensive than me just shooing them away."

"I don't see why you insist on your blunt bloodymindedness, clearly it hasn't helped you. Gotta be subtle."

[Jbg97]

SUBTLE?! IM DAMN SUBTLE. IN MY DAY WE INVENTED SUBTLE.
AND THEN WE PERFECTED IT SO NOBODY COULD BEST US IN THE RING OF SUBTLETY.

[IcyTea31]

SUBTLE?! IM DAMN SUBTLE. IN MY DAY WE INVENTED SUBTLE.
AND THEN WE PERFECTED IT SO NOBODY COULD BEST US IN THE RING OF SUBTLETY.

As he sleeps, Aurosseu is leaning against a cane that looks a lot like Utther's.

[gman8181]

Spoiler: Demonic Spoon (click to show/hide)

Have you considered space? It has a lot of space.

Mmm space certainly is abundant in space. However when one is considering opening up a... shall we say attraction? It is generally good for a various assortment of folks to be able to access that attraction. Thus my main qualm with space is that I am unsure of how many local residents or potential tourists space would have.

Verruckt pulls out a long sheet of paper with various strange glyphs and looks it over.

Suppose I could always set up some transportation but that would most likely be taken out of the monster budget and a dungeon with no good monsters is really no good dungeon at all.

Spoiler: Kevak (click to show/hide)

((Oh yes, Nilva will like this one~))

"Hullo Verruckt~ I'm Nilva. I may have a certain affinity for wolves~ And I like that rainbow dungeon idea~"

"Purrhaps the rainbows should bleed wonies that shit more rainbows? And the wonieshat rainbows swap the people they hit's genders?"

"Personally I recommend one of the many mountain ranges. You could hollow out the entire thing and fill it with all sorts of nonsense~"

((Wonies are small wolfhorses, normally around the size of a labrador, they tend to not like things larger than them and they dislike things smaller then them even more. They are not afraid to punt kittens.))

The smile on Verruckts mask seems to grow wider for a brief moment.

So happy to hear you appreciate my idea! I would be happy to include rainbows that bleed these mystical wonies in my dungeon. I'm sure they'll make an excellent addition. A dungeon in the mountains seems like a fabulous idea. Maybe some large neon signs overhead and shopping plaza across the street to bring in aspiring adventurers looking for a break from the mundane. Then a catchy name... Party City Land. Oh and merchandise. Wonie plushies, rainbow t-shirts and the like.
((Almost asked what wonies are, haha. Thanks for letting me know.))

Spoiler: micelus (click to show/hide)

"Welcome brother Chaos; I am your sister of Conflict, Mavnon. Though I think your existence perverse, I will tolerate you for now. In any case, I would believe this dungeon would find much use in Clan Rilem's territory; I have placed a font of power there that should encourage some exploration, especially of your dungeon."

Verruckt chuckles and shrugs.
Sometimes I find my existence perverse as well. Most of the time I rather enjoy being me though, and I rather hope you enjoy being you as well. Regardless, I appreciate the advice and shall take it into consideration. The more nearby attractions the better.

Spoiler: Jbg97 (click to show/hide)

Utther feels the presence of a new god deep in his old bones. He prays the only way he knows how: shouting.

Hey! Hey! Kid! Help me out here, I'm trapped in this damn body for the next few centuries for trying to help the mortals advance a little. Wanna set me free? Or maybe lighten this curse a bit?

Set you free? Freedom from that form is of course theoretically within my power but I think in your position, the real issue is your lack of freedom from other things. To elaborate, say for example I did free you of that form. Would they not just stick you right back in it along with me for my troubles? Alas, I think that is no true freedom at all. Neither for you nor me. Of course, I am a bit of a fool and my words may be foolish too but you might want to consider what grander things you want than just that most likely false temporary freedom.

In the meantime, a vacation of adventure in the dungeon might do you good if you feel so inclined. Give you some to relax and plan out grander things. I rather think I might take one there myself when I finish making it.

[Vgray]

"Finally. Someone interesting."

[Demonic Spoon]

Spoiler: Demonic Spoon (click to show/hide)

Have you considered space? It has a lot of space.

Mmm space certainly is abundant in space. However when one is considering opening up a... shall we say attraction? It is generally good for a various assortment of folks to be able to access that attraction. Thus my main qualm with space is that I am unsure of how many local residents or potential tourists space would have.


Verruckt pulls out a long sheet of paper with various strange glyphs and looks it over.

Suppose I could always set up some transportation but that would most likely be taken out of the monster budget and a dungeon with no good monsters is really no good dungeon at all.

There are the space tentacle people and the space whales.

And I'm the god of Portals so I could set you up with some gates to the world below if you like. Or you could have the mortals do it themselves, since I created portal magic a while ago.

[Detoxicated]

Grant the trapped god a warm blanket, a nice meal, and a stick of a wanderer.

"Here little friend, so your stay is not so cold."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Do you not know what he is guilty of? He used all his Power in a pulse that killed the vast majority of the world's leaders, causing wide-spread chaos and confusion."