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[Jbg97]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE."
-Utther, 2015

Engrave this on a human-sized obelisk that will be located in a random Aag city. Subtly encourage the population (through the use of mental suggestion) to use this quote the same way the IRL Gorilla warfare copypasta is used.

You know, if you're just going to make them believe it anyway, you could write whatever random shit you want.
"Mavnon and I are secret lovers - Utther 2015"
"I create Void Babies for fun and profit - Utther 2015"
"Lithus is best god, and can do no wrong - Utther 2015"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - Utther 2015"
"Go go gadget Regicide! - Utther 2015"
"Remember kids, the Void is good for you! Remember to drink at least a gallon per day for strong bones, and blessings of the Void Gods! - Utther 2015"
"Embrace the inky blackness! Let it seep inside your very essence, and be dissolved in its being. It doesn't hurt - Utther, obviously corrupted by the Void and must be purged this is totally not Lithus propaganda pls other gods listen to my insane ramblings and gib money for Aag cities"

[FArgHalfnr]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 500 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF LAND THAT MAKE UP THE PLANETARY FRAGMENTS THAT BLEMISH THIS VOID. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH PLANCK AREA OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU ALL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE."
-Utther, 2015

Engrave this on a human-sized obelisk that will be located in a random Aag city. Subtly encourage the population (through the use of mental suggestion) to use this quote the same way the IRL Gorilla warfare copypasta is used.

You know, if you're just going to make them believe it anyway, you could write whatever random shit you want.
"Mavnon and I are secret lovers - Utther 2015"
"I create Void Babies for fun and profit - Utther 2015"
"Lithus is best god, and can do no wrong - Utther 2015"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - Utther 2015"
"Go go gadget Regicide! - Utther 2015"
"Remember kids, the Void is good for you! Remember to drink at least a gallon per day for strong bones, and blessings of the Void Gods! - Utther 2015"

I am not making them believe it (why would I need to? You actually said that for real), I am merely spreading them.

[DreamerGhost]

You kinda are making them believe it, as most would not believe that a god like this exists, or that he's really that angry.

[FArgHalfnr]

You kinda are making them believe it, as most would not believe that a god like this exists, or that he's really that angry.

Anyone looking at any obelisk would know that these quotes are true. Considering how common this activity is I really see no reason for someone to believe utther isn't like that, that is unless they were intentionally blinding themselves from the truth.

[~Neri]

"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

"I was under the impression that any person who used it, found it.  I will henceforth install an entrance."
Do that.

[FArgHalfnr]

"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

I assume it is because it is impossible to steal any technological secret from it. Mortals on the other hand are probably using it regularly.

[DreamerGhost]

"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

I assume it is because it is impossible to steal any technological secret from it. Mortals on the other hand are probably using it regularly.

They do.

"Speaking of truth. Why the feth does that infinite library exist if nobody ever bloody uses it? It has all sorts of stuff in it. Just nobody uses it."

"I was under the impression that any person who used it, found it.  I will henceforth install an entrance."
Do that.

Uninstal the entrance

[Vgray]

Uztot yawns.

"Holy books? Hm. Maybe I should write one myself."

"Feh. Too much effort. The truly worthy mortals are the ones who don't need help."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"What about deaf people?"

[Andres]

"...that is not...what I mean, when I said assimilate...I meant that they would stop living separately...so that these 'reservations'...are unnecessary...and again...I do not mean the entirety of Sapling lands...but I would by far prefer that the entirety of the local Sapling lands not need be dedicated to Humans...and if the Saplings are growing concerned with the amount of land that must be set aside...then it is no small amount...I would rather not contain a separate nation within Sapling borders...even one of my allies...such can rarely end well...if you are going to make new Humans...please stop doing ao within that city...spread them out, if you feel you must create them within the homelands of my followers..."

"I understand your concerns. I cannot move them this Tick because the Saplings' neutrality will help keep them out of the coming war, but next Tick I will."

[TheBiggerFish]

"After repeated incidents involving Vashna, it is my opinion that there be some sort of ban on messing about with any fourth walls imposed.  On him, at the very least.  I am extremely tired of these antics.  As for why I bring this up here, it's getting extremely out of hand over there."

[Dutrius]

Books, eh? That sounds like a good idea.

Create several copies of the Book of Life, an anatomical, biological and medical treatise on the various plants, creatures and races of Creation. The books are to be distributed to the major temples dedicated to Moi'aaty. The Book of Life is to contain helpful diagrams and magically expand whenever something new is created. The books come with special stands to hold them in case they become to big for an individual to hold.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Oh right!  Magic!  I keep forgetting I can do that."

Instead of the previous publishing format, do something that amounts to making a curated wiki that is accessible in the form of a book, with appropriate serviceable scanning devices for entering new documents held by the publishing company.  Bookmarks can be placed, and will retain "their" page.
In addition, the Table Of Contents will be replaced by a set of search results, and the number of page flops required to get to said result.  Turning a page will simply continue the ToC.
Should one wish to read the original book, the search results will be as a normal Table of Contents.

[Stirk]

((For those who don't read the OOC, Ye Gods [The game that this Rips off] is having an official Spinoff created. What this means for this game isn't clear at the moment, whether it will increase the activity or decrease it. For now, it is just time to celebrate~.))