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[kilakan]

Yeah... talking about boobs is one thing but that was a bit far...

[Flying Dice]

So it's hot and okay when the snakes have boobs, but weird and disgusting when they have balls? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[kilakan]

So it's hot and okay when the snakes have boobs, but weird and disgusting when they have balls? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'It's more that both men and woman have some form of chest-area-bulge.  But digging deep into the snakewomans idea of her nether regions, is about the same as discussing in depth testicles.

[EnigmaticHat]

So it's hot and okay when the snakes have boobs, but weird and disgusting when they have balls? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I thought it was funny.

But yes, giant chest testicles is weirder than unnecessarily anthropomorphic breasts.

[Flying Dice]

Wouldn't these literally be chesticles?



I'M SORRY. SORT OF.

[Wimopy]

I... don't... even...
What?
*Ahem*

The thing is, the snake lady's facial features are quite feminine by human standards. Now look at the clothing and the *erm* waist region. They all seem to radiate an aura that is the opposite of 'manly'. While these are by our own standards, it pretty much seems that since they may have been fused with human DNA, they stand their place.

Now, since we can probably agree that most of us prefer to see Vipers as pleasantly female, let's not refer to chesticles again until intelligence forces us to do otherwise.

[EnigmaticHat]

Sorry, you don't want us to talk about chesticles?  Why not, what's wrong with chesticles?

Chesticles.

[kilakan]

On the otherhand... chesticles do mean that the viper's massive 'tongue' it uses to grab a soldier in the demo would also double as an incredibly effective fear weapon.

[Wimopy]

I guess they do solve the soldier's willingness to try and wrestle down Vipers in melee. Hm... I guess we can keep this information circulating, it may help lower casualties in the future if we keep everyone doubting as to what gender the sneks really are.

[Graknorke]

Nah it'd be really impractical to put testicles on the chest. Very large and prone to being hit. Not good at all if you want a solder that isn't uselessly writing in pain after slithering on the floor or bumping into someone on the street or whatever.

[Wimopy]

No one said they'd be sensitive to pain. Not to mention they have some armour/clothing like thing to pad it.

[kilakan]

Does that mean that vipers with the chest armor are male, and those without are female?

[Graknorke]

No one said they'd be sensitive to pain.

Prominently placed reproductive organs that aren't highly sensitive to pain might as well not exist at all. They'd be ruined before the organism even reached reproductive age, assuming that wasn't immediately after birth.

[Steelmagic]

I'm just going to throw out there that the images this put in my head made me wince and close my legs.

[Wimopy]

No one said they'd be sensitive to pain.

Prominently placed reproductive organs that aren't highly sensitive to pain might as well not exist at all. They'd be ruined before the organism even reached reproductive age, assuming that wasn't immediately after birth.

Eh, left out a highly in my post, thanks for imagining it there.

They are engineered beings and probably raised in artificial environments anyway. Also, how sensitive are human breasts? We have female soldiers, so if the Viper chesticles have a similar amount of nerve endings (minus the ones around the nipple needed for breast feeding) then it should still be viable. Not to mention that snake skin is possibly more resilient than human skin and there might be a good amount of fat and skin layers for added protection instead.

AAaaaanyywayyy...

What if they are eggs deliberately placed there that burst some time after the death of the individual if not destroyed? The newborns eat the corpse and quickly grow. Possibly chryssalid eggs even.

Yeah. Many things can be a lump below the skin...