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[Julius Clonkus]

I wonder if Sectopods will be used as like, police-enforcers.

For the differing force requirements of police work, in the future sectopods will come in all sizes.  There will be super sectopods (as seen in LW), normal sectopods, mini sectopods (still larger than a human), and special model "shoulder sectopods" to advise ADVENT personal.

Shouldtopods also come with a miniature laser cannon and state-of-the-alien targeting systems to fend off those pesky little Terran mosquitoes.

[Urist Imiknorris]

...to fend off those pesky little Terran mosquitoes.

I think over twenty years they could rewrite the cluster bomb algorithm and replace them with actively targeted missiles. Take that, little fuckers.

[scriver]

I wonder if Sectopods will be used as like, police-enforcers.

For the differing force requirements of police work, in the future sectopods will come in all sizes.  There will be super sectopods (as seen in LW), normal sectopods, mini sectopods (still larger than a human), and special model "shoulder sectopods" to advise ADVENT personal.

Shouldtopods also come with a miniature laser cannon and state-of-the-alien targeting systems to fend off those pesky little Terran mosquitoes.

Suddenly it makes complete sense why all humans would just step in line behind the aliens.

I would too.

[cerapa]

Suddenly it makes complete sense why all humans would just step in line behind the aliens.

I would too.

"We will cure cancer!"
"Tyranny is the real cancer!"
"We will end crime!"
"There is no point without freedom!"
"We will kill all the mosquitos!"
"..."
"When can I sign up?"

[scriver]

"I for one welcome our new mosquito-free overlords."

[Digital Hellhound]

I'll do anything for an Earth free of mosquitoes. Take my liberty, take my body, take my mind, I don't care, as long as the Scourge of Mankind is exterminated for good.

Tiny sectopods sound totes adorbs, anyway. What human could resist the look of an itty bitty murderous death machine?

[miauw62]

Nanopods, son!

[EnigmaticHat]

"We'll inject microscopic sectopods into your bloodstream to fight the infection"

(This reminds me of a joke Beaglerush made during a stream, which is that Enemy Within would be about shrinking down Xcom soldiers to fight tiny aliens inside the president's body)

[nenjin]

"We'll inject microscopic sectopods into your bloodstream to fight the infection"

*high energy plasma beams begin shooting out the patients pores by day 2*

[Urist Imiknorris]

"We'll inject microscopic sectopods into your bloodstream to fight the infection"

(This reminds me of a joke Beaglerush made during a stream, which is that Enemy Within would be about shrinking down Xcom soldiers to fight tiny aliens inside the president's body)

I'd rather use cyberdiscs for that. They're already kinda red-blood-cell shaped.

[forsaken1111]

"We'll inject microscopic sectopods into your bloodstream to fight the infection"

*high energy plasma beams begin shooting out the patients pores by day 2*

...patient has a fever of 932 degrees. On the plus side, there is absolutely no sign of infection so the treatment has been firmly classified as a success.

[Remalle]

"We'll inject microscopic sectopods into your bloodstream to fight the infection"

(This reminds me of a joke Beaglerush made during a stream, which is that Enemy Within would be about shrinking down Xcom soldiers to fight tiny aliens inside the president's body)

Wasn't that an Animorphs book?

[miauw62]

Many children's shows have an episode where the protagonists shrink down to enter somebody's body. Might even be a trope.

[umiman]

I'll leave the entrace to the Black Hole of Turbulent Time Destruction here: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FantasticVoyagePlot

[KingofstarrySkies]

Snek34 confirmed canon, or at least high-caliber.

I'm also super excited about the easily modded gameplay-affecting weather effects. Soon you too can fight all of your battles in hellish storms of various and unnatural origin!

Snowstorm maps, for that Canadian feel of THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING

I wonder if Sectopods will be used as like, police-enforcers.

For the differing force requirements of police work, in the future sectopods will come in all sizes.  There will be super sectopods (as seen in LW), normal sectopods, mini sectopods (still larger than a human), and special model "shoulder sectopods" to advise ADVENT personal.

Shouldtopods also come with a miniature laser cannon and state-of-the-alien targeting systems to fend off those pesky little Terran mosquitoes.

I WANT A TINY ITTY BITTY SECTOPOD TO LOVE D:
maybe make it plush?