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[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: My Action, Not Important Yet (click to show/hide)

Northeast. Go there.

[Hawk132]

Even more PMs!

[Ozarck]

ptw. Maybe in for second bracket.

[Salsacookies]

 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Lay down, and stay alert for anything that happens

[ATHATH]

Spoiler: Toaster Action (click to show/hide)

If I don't see anything else soon, go ahead and pain the penguins.

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Why?

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Toaster Action (click to show/hide)

If I don't see anything else soon, go ahead and pain the penguins.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Two reasons.  One, I don't know anything about my opponent or his abilities.  They could easily be part of him; I have no idea either way.  Two, it'll serve as a distraction; get him looking the wrong direction.  Give him a little warning?  Maybe, but he knows I'm here somewhere anyway, so I don't see a problem.

[Devastator]

PM Sent

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Blorble to the southeast and eat whatever it is (hopefully Illgeo) if my hideous mutants haven't eaten him first.

[Peradon]

Spoiler: Do not read (click to show/hide)

Stomp the ground in the direction of the southern passageway. Attempt to make as much noise by stomping as possible.

[AoshimaMichio]

FallacyofUrist vs Toaster!

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Walking towards light feels like a death experience, you know the whole "falling towards light" thing? It might be a premonition. Or not.

Anyway, bright sunlight blinds you for a moment as you step out of the cave. Shielding your eyes with your stumpy arms you look around for enemies but see none obvious. Behind you ground goes up and forms a plateau of sort. You can barely hear some penquins squeaking from there. Which brings you a funny fact to think about:

Penquins are flightless birds. If enemy has a penquin card that would be best place to hide. With your ability it would take a little time to figuring out which one is the opponent. And what are changes Toaster have penquin card? Out of all cards its only 0,17361%. And his changes to have bird in first place is 12,5%. You are not hearing or seeing any large insta-kill creatures around (yet). Of course he may have some class of invisibility but that drops changes even lower. Hmm, better check skies.

Nope, sun is too bright. Can't see shit. Well, what else he could have? Dropping mythical and giant beasts and things living in water leaves still a lot of things that can kill you even without mutations. Count in all possible beneficial mutations, psychic and super powers this all starts to look rather grim...

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

You are about to show to the penguins who's lord of the skies when you spot something wandering out of the cave. Very odd thing. Either your opponent, or his summon. It is covering it eyes from sun and apparently haven't seen you yet.

This creature is a primate with very short dark green fur, short limbs and tail. Its body is long and thin, as if rubber statue being pulled apart from legs and head, but its arms are unexpectedly short. Where normal monkey's arms would be easily half of whole body length, this one's arms are only half of that. Same goes for legs, but those more suited for running than normal monkey's legs. It is some odd crossbreed between monkey and something else.

Your miniscule eyes stings and water.

Hawk132 vs Peradon!

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

Demon and the horde move through the tunnel. Chinchilla stays where it is and prays to Satan that my opponents creature isn't a weakling.

Horde already went into darkness without waiting for you. And you have a little problem with communications. You have no mouth that's capable of producing human speech. You don't sending type telepathy either and the demon doesn't have mind reading. Granted, the demon doesn't have mouth parts suitable for speaking either, but it is a demon so we just wave away that minor detail. All you can really do is scratch marks... actually you can write. Let's use that.

You write your orders on the ground. The demon glances it and growls angrily. It starts moving its hands in hypnotic pattern, fully capturing your attention, and talks: "You will take back that order now. You will not give me any more orders."

You begin writing cancellation order but stop after scratching single letter down. You shake your head and tap the ground next to your original order. Darkness returns as the demon shuts down its aura of light, and deep fear of horrible mutilation takes over your bladder. After few seconds you hear it chuckling, obviously enjoying your humiliation.

After emptying your bladder you can hear howling down from the tunnel. Light returns and fear disappears along darkness.

"It sounds like you got lucky this time." the demon says as it slithers away.

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

Stomp the ground in the direction of the southern passageway. Attempt to make as much noise by stomping as possible.

Plan "attract opponent here by making lots of noise" initiated. You fail to generate lots of noise, mostly just clicks of your claws hitting stone. And you apparently attracted Hawk132 to you. Because you see pair of glowing eyes approaching you, stopping about ten meters away. And then another pair. Third one. Fourth...



It's difficult to estimate it properly, but you think the eyes are about 2 meters above ground. Still small compared to you. Oh, and they bring horrible stench along; mix of rotten meat, burnt paper and hot metal.

They begin howling. Not ominous at all.

Salsacookies vs Devastator!

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

Attempting ambushing? Grass isn't very tall here, but you could easily pretend being a corpse. You move near wall and do just that.

You hear singing from north, or more like pitiable excuse of singing by something that cannot speak. It sounds like Waltzing Matilda sung by this guy.

Spoiler: Devastator (click to show/hide)

Pig takes position and gets ready. Partridge hobbles along the southern tunnel, which takes turn back to north, and finds another green chamber. No trace mutants or monsters, but something has walked over grass here. Apparently heading to south.

You start singing with your funny voice. But you have same problem as Hawk132 does, namely your ability to produce words is very limited. As per how you sound, well, its like bird version of this.

NAV vs Illgeo!

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Blorble to the southeast and eat whatever it is (hopefully Illgeo) if my hideous mutants haven't eaten him first.

Turns out it is two of those roswell aliens. One is dead and another has lost its arm to the mutants. It screams even louder when you pull yourself into same room and drag it into your mouths. Mmmm, so good. Like crunchy chocolate pudding.

You can faintly head Gene White's voice with your real ears while you are having the other alien corpse for dessert.
"Oh goodness! If these aliens ever come to Earth we will have major diplomatic disaster in our hands~"

Spoiler: Illgeo (click to show/hide)

You take the object out of its bag. It is a die. Black twenty sided magnetic die. Instead of numbers it has texts carved on sides.

One side has text "SUPER GOOD LUCK"
Three sides reads "Super good things"
Four sides reads "Very good things"
Other four sides are "Good things"
Five sides reads "Things"
Two sides reads "Bad things"
And last side has picture of skull engraved on it.

Wanna throw it? Since you are surrounded by metal it will not fly away.


((The item will remain same as long as you keep winning. If you lose fight, it will be rerolled for the winner.))

[Devastator]

PM sent

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Toaster Action (click to show/hide)

Get between the sun and him (Red Baron style) and pain him lots.

[Peradon]

Spoiler: Do Not Read (click to show/hide)

Boogieman, I see. Well.... Enact plan: PECK THEIR EYES OUT, TALLON THEIR FACES UP, DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY!

[Hawk132]

Spoiler: Eh, I'll do spoilers too. (click to show/hide)

Horde does horde stuff. Demon does whatever he wants to (as long as "whatever" doesn't include "stomp on the chinchilla" or something similiar). Chinchilla waits.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Crikey, Mate (click to show/hide)

Nah. Head back into the caves, where it's not freezing.