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[AoshimaMichio]

"Players are ready, spectators are already betting and technicians are ready. It's time to start virtual bloodsport! Now players, please put your chosen cards into the card reader next to your virtual reality machine. All done? Good. Now take a seat on the machine and pull the helmet down _{and press the buttonon the side and now spectators please look at the screens! You can see virtual representation of contestants enviroment."}

The Host's voice fades out into unimportance as you pull helmet down. Reality disappears and another one appears to take its place.



FallacyofUrist vs Toaster!

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

You appear to be in darkness. There's dirt under your feet. Quick feel around reveals that you are in natural tunnel. Walls are hard and cold stone. The tunnel appears to lead to south and there's faint glimmer of light coming from north-west.

You yourself are tall and thin, kinda like the slenderman, but your arms, legs and tail feel quite short. In fact all your extremes are short. Your spine is a bit stiff, probably result of mutation. Best how you can describe your overall bodyshape is a dachshund. Not very nice. Perhaps you should have left those two cards out.

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

You appear at edge of the map on a patch of snow. Sun is staring brightly from a bit over horizon. Your lacking feather cover over your body combined with slightly slimy surface makes northward breeze unpleasantly chilly. Your wings feels functional and you probably can get quite good view of area from above.

Down south you can see a river and some very wet looking ground. Rocks on west block your view into that direction.

((Map is in hexagonal and you are on north eastern edge.))

Hawk132 vs Peradon!

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

You are in complete darkness. Not a shred of light can be seen. But your whiskers and sharp ears reveal that you are in dead end tunnel. Near end of the tunnel is a stone pillar of some sort. Only way to progress is north.

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

Wow, this tunnel is small! Your massive body takes all the space so you cannot even spread your wings here! Except if you turn sideways in that slightly larger area you sense on east. You bet you lose great many feathers here if you are not careful.

NAV vs Illgeo!

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

(Reminder, you still have to drop one card. Which one it will be?)
Oh goodness. Your body fills the entire room you are in. Instead of usual black blob you have actual skin, and bright yellow one. Thanks to your countless eyes you can easily see the room entirely. Every wall is covered by machinery of some sort except the one closed door on south west wall. And outside of the window... Oh, it is full of stars! You can also see another part of this space ship.

Also, there's a roswell alien in the room with you. It is pressed against the wall and it looks rather horrified. And delicious.

Spoiler: Illgeo (click to show/hide)

Your small insectoid self appears in weightless space inside a spaceship. The large room you are in is empty and outside of the window you can see stars and another part of the ship. Temperature is quite cold here lowering your reflexes and speed.

Around your neck is small (even by your recalibrated standards) pouch. There's something hard inside.

Salsacookies vs Devastator!

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

You appear in suprisingly green grass near wall. A small hole in the ceiling leaks enough light to let you see around. The cave continues to northeast, but there's rippling wall of force preventing you going to that direction. Edge of the map, you see.

You six limbed skeletal body seems to be functional, but having each pair of limbs being different is rather annoying. Forelimbs are long, fingerless and very outstretched. Middle ones are positioned like sitting dog's, only elongated fingers touching ground. That pair of legs also have very small claws. You back legs are very insectoid, but have wrinkled surface. Your flesh seems to be here even though you can't see it.

Spoiler: Devastator (click to show/hide)

Your two selves appear next to wall, on suprisingly green grass. You are in apparently large cave, with enough light coming in from hole in ceiling.

The pig you has sharp plastic stick going through its body. It is nicely almost horizontal, slightly upwards angle to let you impale things by ramming at them. Sideways force will probably break it, so try be careful with it.

The bird you calmly observes how aura of the pig you fluctuates between excited and worried, but remains overall calm.

[Hawk132]

More PMs!

[FallacyofUrist]

PM power.

[NAV]

Spoiler: Not a PM. Still top secret do not open. (click to show/hide)

Remove holy aura.

Confuse then eat the alium om nom nom.

[Illgeo]

PM.

[Salsacookies]

Pmy

[Devastator]

Sent PM

[AoshimaMichio]

NAV vs Illgeo!

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

The aura is not under your conscious control and it's not active anyway.

You confuse hell out of the alien, who seems now to think that you are not real after all. Too bad you are. You move you body around it open a mouth on your skin and swallow it whole. After crunching and munching it for a while you come in conclusion that these are tasty and you want more.

Spoiler: Illgeo (click to show/hide)

Yes, it is possible. Certainly not easy when there's no gravity to pull you down, but doable. Talking about gravity, that bag hanging from your neck seems to weakly pull you towards nearby panel. Or more specifically, the thing inside. It is actually damn confusing and you lose your spatial orientation for a moment and panic.

Salsacookies vs Devastator!

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

You skitter around and find limits of this cave. It's about 30 meters wide, and there's two dark tunnels leading out. One to south west and another to south. So far you have not found anything unusual that would be your prey. Some insects, worms and lots of grass, but nothing concrete. They all behave normally.

Spoiler: Devastator (click to show/hide)

The bird flies around scouting the cave. It's quite large, around 50 meters at widest. Floor is almost entirely covered in grass and theres even few trees under the hole. Wait, not trees, more like bushes. Their seeds probably fell in from the hole. Some insects skitter around, but no obvious enemy. There's tunnels going to south east and north east.

The hole in ceiling is too small for your bird, so it cannot get through. Your pig tries to hide in short grass near a thick stone pillar and discovers problem of having object shot through your body. It kinda locks your spine in place, making it hard to turn normally. You could make great battering ram, though.

[NAV]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I meant to remove the holy aura card from my mutant, so I can have the mutant horde.

Summon my mutant horde and give it instructions to find and kill Illgeo.
Send my mutants through the southwest door, then go through the door.

[Salsacookies]

Pm

[Peradon]

PM Awaaaay.....

[Toaster]

Spoiler: I trust Mr. Fallacy to not open this (click to show/hide)

Take flight and head toward the water. If I see him, Cause Pain.

[Devastator]

PM Sent.

[AoshimaMichio]

FallacyofUrist vs Toaster!

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

The tunnel in north west tunnel splits in three. One where all light is coming turns to north east, one goes opposite direction deeper into darkness, and third one likewise takes to north west.

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

Few running steps and you are in air! Wow! So that's how flying feels like! Wind rustless through your feathers and chills your exposed skin, but your tirelessly working muscles keep you warm for now.

From up here you can see entire hexagonal battlefield surrounded by forcefield. River is flowing from west and south towards north east and swamp land there. Ground is covered with spots of snow. In far west you see group of penguins on elevated ground and a cave entrance (marked brown on map), but nothing that screams "enemy" at you.

Wanna pain them anyway? They are near outer limit of your range.

Oh, and you spot a wall of white approaching from south. A blizzard.

Hawk132 vs Peradon!

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

You summon your demon.

A vertical beam of burning bright light illuminates the cave accompanied by cacophony of screams of pain, screams of sadistic pleasure and insane laughing. Once your eyes stop watering you can see large creature dragging and slithering through the gates of hell.

Now lets describe this thing. Its back end is similar to eel, but bright blue and yellow in color. Long and slimy. Its "tail" ends with a head of snake. Its upperbody, or front, is seemingly like horse's, but its shoulders stick out of the body a good bit before becoming normal equestrian legs after exposed ball joint. Instead of hooves it has long webbed claws wielding seemingly normal halberd. Its neck is strong and very horselike, but head is that of flattened insect featuring three long horns pointing backwards. On its back it has large pair of dragonfly wings. And over all that it is wearing a black and silver leather cuirass.

As soon as the demon is fully on this side the gates slam shut and disappears along with light. A moment later air around demon starts glowing with pink light letting you see around.

The demon looks around looking for its summoner. Failing to find anything large it finally sets its compound eyes on you.

"Tsk. Such weakling summoned me? How dissappointing. Let me guess, you need me to kill your opponent, yes? Let me warn you; if it isn't worth of my time I will turn you into my puppet and you will suffer."

The demon slaps a wall with its tail and gates of hell reappear instantaneously and slam open with great force.

"TRASH! Time to hunt! Save strong ones for me if you find any!" it yells at the gate. Wailing and screaming intensify and a few seconds later a horde of lesser demons pour forth. They look like odd mix off lion and great wolf, and bring along horrible stench of rotting meat, burnt paper and hot metal. Even fires of the hell and pink aura generated by this god damn chaos lord of yours is darkened by their presense. You can't tell how many came through before they disperse into dark tunnel ahead, but too many anyways.

You are lucky man. Or not, depending of strength of your opponent. You better pray he's powerful enough or you'll be in world of pain.

You didn't notice this before, but is rather foggy here.

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

You drag and tug your far too large body through the lightless tunnel, carefully feeling around and sensing wind. Destroying anything that moves proves very difficult since you cannot see anything. And it sounds most things around here are small. Mostly insects, mice and spiders.

A little later you reach an intersection of tunnels. One goes to north and another to south east. That's when you hear faint screaming from south eastern tunnel. And someone with very harsh and unpleasant voice yelling "Trash".

NAV vs Illgeo!

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

((Ok, aura removed.))

Summoning a horde into the room you almost completely fill? This is a good idea, surely nothing will go wrong... Alright. Space distorts in the thin area between your body and walls and 14 creatures pop into existance. And apparently one appears outside of the ship. Eh, who cares if one of these uglies dies right away. Because these things are ugly.

Now I want you to imagine a rat, russet-red. Imagine it is grossly fat and sweating profusely. A bit smaller than those aliens. You got that down? Good. Now imagine it has four front legs instead of two, just like this. It has tail like a dog and many pterodactyl-like wings. Still with me? And then it gets even worse. Its face.

Imagine a naked man standing up, his back towards you. Imagine him bending over sticking his ass towards you. Imagine his buttocks being diseased with cauliflower shaped growths. Remove legs and torso and you have face of this creature. Its nose is balls, its sucker mouth is dick, and public hair is its massive beard.

That's how your mutant horde looks like. And they are all having skin contact with you. Almost makes you want to blast the ship away, but then again you are not exactly pretty either.

The horde acts all nervous and scared while you give them instructions. It's quite understandable. You would be too if you were summoned by Shoggoth and being well within eating distance without way to escape. After receiving orders they try to get out without touching you, not a easy task in zero G, but they manage to do so. The horde splits in two after getting other side of the door, half going to soouth east and other half north west.

As you drag your massive body into the hallway you hear screams from south east. More tasty aliens perhaps? Or maybe Illgeo?

Spoiler: Illgeo (click to show/hide)

You manage to get rid of confusion and carefully reorient yourself. Hmm, might as well go towards that panel you are being tugged at. Few slow flap of wings and you are set in collision course with it.

You land on it and using combination of pull by that little thing in your nech pouch (guess it is something magnetic) and wings you find yourself a hiding place between various panels. It's not very deep crack, but no one should be able to spot you easily.

Salsacookies vs Devastator!

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

South it is. The tunnel is not very long, only about 30 meters of lifeless and dark soil. This new chamber is easily 70 meters long and you can see another tunnel in far south west. This cave is also much more lively, it even has some small bush like trees.

Only non-plant life here are insects. Some black wingless things, parasitic ticks and mites. Good thing everything finds you so disgusting, they are all hurrying away from you. You wouldn't want to catch any parasites. Or they could be enemies, pretending to be running away while charging their super power... Hmm.

Spoiler: Devastator (click to show/hide)

Aura reading reveals that insects near bird you are mostly worried for their life and none have any unusual mental or physical capabilities nor psychic powers. Same is true for plants. So judgement is "all normal".

Partridge flies to eastern tunnel and discovers it splits into two. One branch goes into north and reveals another chamber much like the first one. Second branch continues to darkness in south-east. Sandy soil floor here is devoid of all life. The northern chamber is much smaller, and based on aura reading it is safe.

Grass is thin and not very tasty on your pig tongue. Could be better. Guess that's to be expected from antarctica. It follows the bird into northern chamber. And grass isn't any better here.

[Toaster]

Spoiler: Toaster Action (click to show/hide)

Fly that direction.  If I don't see anything else soon, go ahead and pain the penguins.