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[GiglameshDespair]

"Well, yer see, when a man 'n' a woman love each odder very much...."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"I may be the local wet blanket, but I know the basics of intimacy between a man and a woman, thank you Shilleka."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Implying I'm even interested in you tall folk in the first place."

[Sirus]

: "Could we not right now?"

[Twinwolf]

"Seconded."

[GiglameshDespair]

"T'ought dey said size didn' mat'er, Taffy?"

At the others she merely cackled.

"Geyeheh. Fine, fine, yer bunch o' killjoys."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"It does when my eyes are on ass-height to everyone else in the group! Except Julia, anyway, and I'm not straining my neck for any of the rest of you."

He proceeded to grumble about being stuck behind people nearly silently and completely incoherently when the rest of the team decided to post a 'NO FUN ALLOWED' sign.

[F.O.E.]

Of all the other things Julia heard from the haywire group chat, Taft's last comment was what prompted a reaction.

"Are you calling me short?!"

[SeriousConcentrate]

"You're a damn foot and change taller than me, I just meant you're closer to my height than everyone else. Ugh."

"Maybe I should grow a proper beard. I feel like a damn hobbit compared to everyone here."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Truly, the enemy's strategy of waiting for us to go insane and turn on each other has born fruit."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"And people say I'M sour. You're just a born pessimist aren't you?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

"I think that's an unfair characterization of me. I'm just a realist. A realist who is trying to steer this group's negative energy toward the actual problem at hand, rather than each other, you see. We're supposed to be dealing with a border patrol and we're making height and sex jokes for goodness sake."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"This sort of argument is an every day thing for me. That's what outlaw groups are like. What, are you a farm boy or something?"

[GiglameshDespair]

"Dis ain' neg'tive ene'gy."
"Dat's wha' dere gonna get. But since dey're all der way odder dere..."
"I'm 'elping party mo'ale 'ere. See, I always got der group in min'."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"This sort of argument is an every day thing for me. That's what outlaw groups are like. What, are you a farm boy or something?"

"Used to be one."

"Anyway, let's just put a hold on this until after the fight, yeah? Then we can all have a calm, rational discussion about why we feel the need to needle each other in potentially deadly situations."