As we rolled into town and quibbled over lodging, a meteor struck the base of Mt Rushmore. Rather spectacularly.
Mt Rushmore was fine, but the meteor... it was
green. Well, that doesn't mean anything just yet. Brand new camera in hand (and a backpack full of stolen wallets because
Jen, like the rest of us, does whatever her demon suggests 99% of the time) we drove to the mountain.
Side note: Rapid city has a LOT of Wendy's and Arby's for its size. That isn't actually important, we just thought it was weird and funny. (I love Wendy's)
[looong drink]
Yeah... we drove to the mountain. That's where the disturbance was, and if we have one united purpose, it is to record weird disturbances and acquire fame.
There were cop cars blockading the road. The meteor was dangerous, they said.
"Don't worry, we're meteorologists"
It was a little better than that, but we literally said that! We rolled well and social skills won the day, the cop let us past.
hehe, that cop... he comes up again.
We came to a vast glowing crat-
Shit, actually, first we went offroad. In the van. To avoid detection, which is fair, but still... in a van.
Sean insisted, but he does have a history of driving across terrain that should not be driveable.
Brian is the one who has to fix the van, just saiyan
(not actually complaining, in or out of character,
Brian is a total mooch who holds a camera)
So we came across a fence around the actual base of the monument. Our driver was possessed by
PRIDE... he revved the engine and slowly shoved the fence over. I like to imagine that
Brian's scrap teeth and bumpers around the van helped, though I don't think we actually used them.
NOW we approached the crater. It glowed an unnatural, deeply unsettling
green... Not like
Jen. No. This was... A silhouette emerged from ground zero as we slowly drove around. One of us (Ronnie Jeremy) got a particularly good look at it... and collapsed, fingers in ears, saying
all these squares make a circle "no no no no".
Green... everywhere. I captured it all on tape, but I could tell... The figure would only appear to fellow
EnLiGhTeNeD.
More. Fucking. Werewolves.
And also, a couple of FBI drove up in front of our van, since we failed our stealth roll. They pointed guns at us and demanded we stop - right as the crater
EXPLODED IN A PULSE OF GREEN. Whatever it was, the agents felt it, freaking the fuck out.
"We are time agents from the future""Come with us if you want to live""Hurry, those are time dogs""Oh no that guy's the time police, hurry"Catchphrase of this campaign is "We
could not be retarded"
It fucking worked, because they didn't know WTF, they got in the van and
Sean slammed the gas.
OH OH I ALMOST FORGOT, THIS SHIT STARTED PLAYINGSo yeah I made an occult roll "yeah it's an angel" "
SHITBALLS guys it's a FUCKING ANGEL"
When I say
Sean slammed the gas... I should clarify. The balls on this guy. He got a bit of distance, U-turned the van, and accelerated straight at the angel, who was now hovering all mighty-like over the fucking werewolves.
Yeah, we tried to run over a couple wereweolves and an angel. That... Didn't turn out so well. As the FBI agents did excellent kerbin impressions, and
Brian dove the fuck out of the way because his whole thing is knowing better, the angel passed straight the van and... Hrm. How to explain this.
The angel... kinda grabbed
Sean's demon (a whirlwind made of teeth) as we passed. Our demons are *supposed* to be overlayed on top of us...
Sean's became displaced by a couple feet.
Blood started trickling out
Sean's nose and ears (3 AGGRAVATED damage).
Fortuitously,
Brian rolled to the side of the van early enough that the angel lunged and missed. Which triggered a curse
Jen had laid on it... The ANGEL TRIPPED. It fell... through the ground. It emerged a few seconds later, trumpets still blaring,
pissed as all fuck.
So we're being chased by ANOTHER pack of werewolves, we have two FBI agents screaming in the van, and oh yeah there's an ANGEL floating after us.
I... said things got particularly crazy this session. Well... here's where that happens.
First the werewolves transformed into a "garu" form or some shit, which is apparently a sanity-shocking event. The FBI agents went from screaming to gibbering and convulsing. Ronnie saw them as more angels and went back to cowering.
Brian looked past the world and saw the glow,
Jen just didn't give a shit. In fact, she started stripping the FBI agents of their badges and also their clothes.
Then angel, shimmering with
holy aura... possessed a werewolf.
Oh yeah, our demons had be screaming ever since we saw the angel. Even
Brian's sloth demon.
And now we started screaming OOC, or at least I did.
Reminder: Werewolves in World of Darkness are incredibly powerful at a base level. And I have intentionally avoided learning most of what they CAN do.
As for angels? COMPLETE UNKNOWN to me.
So then... the werewolf sprouted... wings.
And
*sigh*
The divine werewolf began "charging its lazor".
A few seconds later, it began breathing
divine lightning at our van.
I'm honestly not sure how we were *supposed* to win.
Jen's bleach-dart missed, and
Brian was still in no shape to fire his mundane gun.
Sean was doing a remarkable job of SERPENTINE, SERPENTINE, but it was only a matter of time (and the lightning was blasting actual craters of glass into the dirt road).
So
Brian "prayed"... Putting a song on the surround sound, max volume, desperate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fajq_zyFhX8The rest don't care about Captain Murphy, but
Brian is a true believer
And sure enough, uh... Purple goo started flowing from the speakers. Which was... something? Another blast of
Holy Lightning, and
Brian's overclocked brain produced an idea:
"Maybe the goo will do something to it! Syringe it!"
Brian dipped his bullets in the goo, but turns out shooting is a physical skill
Jen, on the other hand, wasn't a cripple (and her demon was eagerly helping). As the
FLYING FUCKING ANGEL WEREWOLF charged up for a fourth shot, she hit it with a syringe full of concentrated heresy. Which... IIRC... Began multiplying over the surface of the wolf, weighing it down in a disgusting purple mass.
And... that's mostly it. We spent a while figuring out the chase rules again, but basically we skidded down the dirt path away from the remaining weres. Somehow still alive, having faced down a fuckmothering angel.
It may seem like a shit deal... Particularly since the angel will only show up on the video to other possessed...
But the floating wolf shooting lasers?
Aw yeah, Youtube gold.