played my first ever game of d&d
i have some dumb backstory basically im a paranoid gnome wild sorcerer looking for revenge on the wizard that destroyed my village. party is a human monk, elf paladin, dwarf ranger, tiefling rogue and dwarf paladin. and me, obviously. this party was already lvl 3 so i meet up with the party somehow jadda jadda. i convince everyone to go to a nearby tower housing an order of knights to look for my wizard. they welcome us with open arms, i ask for the wizard and the leader of the order tells me where to look, but first we feast. drinking contests are had, three party members are basically puking on the ground. meanwhile our dwarves were getting high off soup in the kitchen. the next morning, the knights tell us that they want to hunt a manticore. we go with four knights on hippogriffs to kill it (all party members also have hippogriffs to ride), and three knights are killed basically instantly. the monk wants to mount the manticore but a combination of spells, arrows and assorted weapon abilities kill it relatively quickly. The corpse then falls down to some sort of plateau, and we need it's head. so we go down and there's two griffons that are sort of angry at us. i sling some magic missiles at them from behind the corpse and they're in general not much of a problem. the monk tries to mount one of them but gets thrown off and the griffon just fucks off. we then proceed to violently dismember the manticore and take the pieces. ("i cut off the head to show to the order!" "i'll take a patch of fur" "i cut off the spikes on the tail" "i'll take the tail" "i cut off some meat" "I CUT OFF THE LEGS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME" "I CUT OUT HIS HEART" etc). we go back and claim some loot for killing the manticore, garnering some strange looks from the various manticore bodyparts we are carrying, then feast again. as we're about to leave, the knights want to induct us into their order and after some discussion we say sure, figuring that we'll still be able to keep doing whatever. we go to the pinnacle of the tower and the knights ask us to kick some dudes off the tower as an initiation ritual. we say fuck no and all the knights begin fighting us. we don't actually have many problems killing them all, mostly because i managed to Shatter all of them for like 21 damage at the same time. so now we sort of have a nice-looking tower all to ourselves which is pretty cool.
was really fun :v