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« Reply #1155 on: January 15, 2016, 07:07:52 pm »

66.) A nearly invisible palace made of glass
67.) A brass dragon invites the PCs into its lair to rest. It becomes passive-aggressive when they go to leave (but never becomes violent)
68.) The most visibly injured party member (if any) is healed after a small-scale whirlwind blows past them, said whirlwind actually being a bralani eladrin
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« Reply #1156 on: January 15, 2016, 07:11:00 pm »

67.) A brass dragon invites the PCs into its lair to rest. It becomes passive-aggressive when they go to leave (but never becomes violent)
67a) The brass dragon admits, with little prying whatsoever, that it's just lonely. The PCs are given an artifact that can whisk them to the dragon's lair any time they wish and they reluctantly promise to return sometime.
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« Reply #1157 on: January 15, 2016, 08:41:30 pm »

67.) A brass dragon invites the PCs into its lair to rest. It becomes passive-aggressive when they go to leave (but never becomes violent)
67a) The brass dragon admits, with little prying whatsoever, that it's just lonely. The PCs are given an artifact that can whisk them to the dragon's lair any time they wish and they reluctantly promise to return sometime.
Assuming that the artifact will also return the party to whatever place they were at before, I would happily take something like that. Free eject button for when encounters go poorly!
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« Reply #1158 on: January 15, 2016, 08:49:51 pm »

67b) The dragon is extremely excited every time the party returns and asks them to explain - at length - their recent adventures, then regales them with tales of its own. A bare minimum encounter with it lasts an hour.
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« Reply #1159 on: January 15, 2016, 08:52:25 pm »

67.) A brass dragon invites the PCs into its lair to rest. It becomes passive-aggressive when they go to leave (but never becomes violent)
67a) The brass dragon admits, with little prying whatsoever, that it's just lonely. The PCs are given an artifact that can whisk them to the dragon's lair any time they wish and they reluctantly promise to return sometime.
Assuming that the artifact will also return the party to whatever place they were at before, I would happily take something like that. Free eject button for when encounters go poorly!
Sounds like great dinner conversation to me. Party heals up and has some food while everyone shares their stories.

If anything, doing this is more likely to result in the dragon becoming a powerful ally of the party. I still see no downsides :P
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« Reply #1160 on: January 15, 2016, 08:54:10 pm »

67c) The dragon falls in love with one (or two, or all) of the party.
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« Reply #1161 on: January 15, 2016, 08:56:27 pm »

Dragonkin offspring! Start an entire clan of powerful adventurers!
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« Reply #1162 on: January 15, 2016, 08:58:58 pm »

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« Reply #1163 on: January 15, 2016, 09:12:15 pm »

... dragons being dragons, I now have a terrible curiosity as to whether teenage half-dragons have a problem with the sudden appearance of half-dragon underwear... few other species in fiction could conceivably impregnate their underclothes in the process of a particularly ribald dream.

Hell, in that direction, they'd have terrible problems with bedding in general. Sleep skyclad, you have half-dragon blankets, beds, etc. Sleep on the ground, you accidentally half-dragon earth elementals/hills/rocks. One half-wonders how worlds containing omnifertile dragons consist of anything except half-dragon everything, from the sentients to the countryside to the cutlery. It only takes one offspring crossbred with a race of notable fecundity and suddenly everything is scaled and firebreathing.

Also, red dragon critter above, ware ye' volcanic eruptions and/or things from the depths.
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« Reply #1164 on: January 15, 2016, 09:31:17 pm »

I'm 95% sure that fabric is infertile.

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« Reply #1165 on: January 15, 2016, 09:34:13 pm »

I'm 95% sure that fabric is infertile.
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« Reply #1166 on: January 15, 2016, 09:35:09 pm »

I'm 100% sure D&D dragons and their spawn don't give a damn if fabric is infertile.
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« Reply #1167 on: January 15, 2016, 09:38:09 pm »

I thought it was the humans that were the equivalent of Dittos in many fantasy worlds, not dragons.

Half-elves, half-orcs, half-genies, half-angels, half-demons, half-vampires, half-werebeasts, half-hags, half-fish, and a few others I can't think of at the moment.

It's quite a list of bastards.

That said, it is known in some circles that dragons do have their fondness for cars and other vehicles.
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« Reply #1168 on: January 15, 2016, 09:45:23 pm »

They are normally, but D&D 3.5 has a running joke based on this.
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« Reply #1169 on: January 15, 2016, 09:48:40 pm »

Well, at least they have to be a living corporeal creature. I can imagine the horrors of a half-dragon tree.
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