Me and my friends just played the most bootlegginist homebrew game yesterday(or I guess this morning)
Basically, the player characters were, in order of most useful to least: an Asshole, a Loser(me), Gay, and a rich douchenozzle. The Loser was a wimpy magey type, with a basic fire, lighting, and ice spell. The douchenozzle was a rich, roguey type that could throw knives and pickpocket. He also had a horse and like a hundred gold. The Gay was... uhh... gay. He had a dildo as a weapon and was kinda magey but had no spells. The asshole was super swole, and could do SHITTONS of damage. However, he was cursed in that he automatically does an intimidate check everytime he talked with someone. Also, if he touched something, there was a 1 in 6 chance that it would EXPLODE. Anyway, the plot was as follows: There were 2 gods, Young G and S.G. Young G wanted us to spread his word in a tiny podunk town ruled by S.G. and teleported us all there. First thing that happens is that some guy drags a wench into a temple for a sermon and after a while we follow him in. There were some wenches, a quite dapper man, the bad guy with his personal wench, and the minister doing the sermon. Douchenozzle throws a coin at the minister and everyone thinks he's a pretentious dick. Asshole accidentally scares everyone but the bad guy and the minister with an intimidation roll. Bad guy and minister give no fucks.
S.G. is getting irritated that we're interrupting his sermon, but I(loser) decide that we need to get their attention so I shoot lighting up into the air. APPARENTLY S.G. got pissed and blew us out of the temple with a gust of wind. We couldn't get in, so we go around the back and Asshole punches the SHIT out of the wall and it explodes. We find a locked door. Repeat previous action. The exploding door knocks out the minister and the bad guy's wench, and S.G. gets PISSED. Bad guy turns into a giant monster and we start combat. Gay decides to fuck the unconcious minister(to death I might add), while me and Asshole fight the monster. Monster dies and we much around the town a bit and Gay gets a spell to open and close doors. We meet up with the dapper guy and he wants to join the party, while the DM none too subtly hints that we were supposed to use him to get through the locked door, and then Asshole decides to shake his hand. Cue explosion.
We then head to the beach, where Douchenozzle and Asshole scare off a bunch of kids and one of them walks on an invisible thing in the water. I freeze him in place and everyone except douchey goes over to it. Walk down a few invisible staircases and come to a ghost door and ghost wall. I walk through it, get hit and freeze it open. Gay hits the wall with a dildo and does nothing. Asshole explodes door and wall after a few tries. Douchenozzle kills a random kid to see if his ghost appears(it does), and then it was like 4am and we were just like EEEEEEUUUUUUGH.