We finally finished another Taller Luke and Boba Fett Is Dumb tangent, and finally got back to the important business of the night: Gutting giant porg plushies to make costumes for us and Dagon's appointed sacrifice.
A couple of vampires who are technically our allies insisted on coming with the sacrifice (Alphy). Unfortunately the other two characters (who are migo puppets) decided to jump back to Yoggoth for advice, their bodies collapsing on the floor. The vampires found this... suspicious.
They tied us up (in the porg costumes) and are demanding proof that we aren't possessed by demons. I didn't collapse, but they tied me up anyway because I rolled really bad at lying (I don't see anything wrong with their auras! I don't see ANYthing at ALL! ...Wrong with their auras!)
We rolled initiative to bust out, I won and carved my way out of the plushie with my knife. But with no real reason to attack, I just argued for peace (and rolled another 0 lol).
Fortunately one of the vampires went next and revealed that he had holy water, and offered to pour some on us.
Crisis averted!
Anyway looks like we're back on track to
trick bring Alphy through the closet-portal to
Yuggoth Narnia, where he'll be safe from the cultists.
We're being a little cagey about the plan, basically claiming we're just hiding him in the cabin. But in our defense, it's a better hiding spot than being an *exhibit* at the carnival-
oh wow while I was distracted they had Alphy read the Red Box for giggles. good job guys, I think the kid's down to 2 morality now. And 4 weapon skill with knife specialty, thanks to some former hijinks.
Edit: Oh we also sang several lines of Fireflies by Owl City because the
lyrics are kinda great if you're thinking of Migos the whole time.