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[Rolan7]

Prettyboy charcoal-skinned evil(ish) elves with white hair and red eyes that KICK ASS

Yessss
*Unironically likes Drizzt*

[KingofstarrySkies]

man not even drizzt just drow in general are SO COOL n CUTE n aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Rolan7]

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THEY ARE THOUGH

[NullForceOmega]

And then they poison you, or stab you, or enslave you for their questionable purposes (not the potentially fun ones either).

But yes, Drow are srsly hot.

[SOLDIER First]

>not orcs

[Egan_BW]

^{_{what about the humans
we're hot too}}

[Rolan7]

You're not, though.
You're just abundantly available because your fecund as all fuck, no pun intended.
Uh, no offense.  That was just something I said due to my alien sociology.  What?  In your mud-thatch hovel I mean home?  Well okay I guess.

[Avarice]

Drow are shit.
The real race that is sex incarnate is quite clearly svirfneblin

[SOLDIER First]

that's not even funny ironically

[Sirus]

I dunno, I got a chuckle out of it.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Uh, hello? Where's the Mongrelfolk love? You're half Human, half Drow, half Halfing, half Orc, half Dwarf, half a lot of other things. It's the best of all the worlds.

Spoiler: Just look at those... eyes? (click to show/hide)

[Neonivek]

Weren't the Mongrelfolk altered to be... like... Literal half-human half-every animal?

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Finally got my hands on Dusk City Outlaws da full version. Not THAT excited to be honest.

[Harry Baldman]

Uh, hello? Where's the Mongrelfolk love? You're half Human, half Drow, half Halfing, half Orc, half Dwarf, half a lot of other things. It's the best of all the worlds.

The thing you have to love about D&D Mongrelfolk is that somewhere along the course of writing their Races of Destiny profile the writers seem to have realized that the core concept of the race they're writing (low intelligence, super low charisma, high con, racial mixing gone crazy at the lowest rungs of society you guys!) is amazingly racist and tried to turn it around in the fiction to make them adaptable, indistinguishable and generally sensible folk... while leaving those same stats in place.

[MrRoboto75]

1e mongrelfolk were better

[Arx]

Pathfinder session brought to a screaming halt: I cast Zone of Truth in order to facilitate an interrogation. One of the party is throwing insults at the prisoner. The prisoner uses Command to compel the party member to retract the insult.

We then spent about fifteen minutes talking about minutiae of rules to try and figure out which spell takes precedence.

Edit: Dammit! When she refused to eat, I Commanded her to eat (for poetic justice kicks). Unfortunately, she made the will save.