Siege ended, after hours of non-stop combat. Picking up where we last left off, and adding in some missing bits:
Across two sessions, we've cleared an angry mob of citizens, a tavern, the smithy, four different houses full of orcs, the town park (which was set ablaze so we couldn't see and had to make checks to avoid suffocating), the tower with the Skald and his 'roid-raging minions, and three waves of orcs with the help of the NPC at a gatehouse. In those waves were bombardiers, and we had little room to maneuver from behind the barricades. 10ft radius bombs, too.
Fuckers all have Ferocity, so they take forever to go down.
We just finished defending the gatehouse, when the captain of the town guard tells us to go take out the catapult outside of town. According to the book, one person is supposed to go alone while the town guard distracts the orcish army. Supposedly there are about 80 orcs or so, and the militia can't distract them all. If anyone is spotted on the way to or from the catapults, they will draw the entire army onto the players. It is a fail-state in the book, apparently.
Of course, you never split the party, so the two Paladins and the Barbarian tagged along, and got spotted. Those of us who were not spotted got the chance to continue on to the catapult. Apparently each round after being spotted, several d6 of orcs appear to enter the fight against the players until the players are dead or manage to escape.
So we had to split the game into two ongoing encounters, with the spotted holding off orcs while us saboteurs disable the catapult. We got there and sneaked past the cannon crew easily enough. There we found out that there's two ways to disable the catapult. The first is to simply sabotage it so that it breaks, by having the chain that pulls back the basket fall off, creating a bit of breathing time for the militia, but not being a permanent solution. The other option is to blow the ammunition up. Doing this takes 1d4 rounds of using Disable Device, and giving you up to 1d4 rounds to run more than 40 feet away. We lit the fuse.
Rolled a 1. We had no choice but to run, since we can't clear 40ft and still be in stealth. We caught up to the martials holding off the orcs, and were fairly wounded at this point. Except the orc army knew we were all there now, and the book considers this a fail state. The orc army is supposed to come down and kill us all, and the city stills falls even though we took out the catapult. Fuck that.
We ran to a natural choke-point on the map, in a small canyon that narrowed to only 10 feet wide at one point. The martials stood next to our shotgunner as he blasted away a 30ft cone of orcs each round. We were all spent at that point, with no spells, bombs, Lay on Hands, and other resource-driven crap at this point. All we had was our metal, gunpowder, and a refusal to accept a bullshit adventure.
Then a few waves in, about forty orcs laying dead, the DM threw us a bone and had about a half-dozen militia come in and sweep the orcs. Anti-climactic, but a godsend. According to the book, if you are spotted, the militia leave you to die.
In the end a Paladin lay dead, another mortally wounded, the Barbarian exhausted, the shotgunner barely holding consciousness, and me standing at the top of the rocks praying that none of the orcs realizing they can climb.
Yet the adventure didn't stop here. We haven't earned any rest, even though we went way the fuck off the rails. There were still a handful of orcs, giants, and trolls in town. The water supply was being assaulted by a cave giant, who gets
stronger as you complete more side-objectives. At the end, when fully powered, the giant deals more than 30 damage per hit. By the way, we're still level three. Apparently if you didn't do well earlier, you fight the giant with his handlers trying to hold him down, which severely limits his strength. In addition, his lack of handlers somehow grants him nine levels of Barbarian.
There was more minor combat after this, and some kind of water troll that's basically immortal so long as it's wet. Did I mention we're in the well?
So yeah, as I said before, fuck Giantslayer.