Catmurdered is doing great so far. The Magma Pit of Sacrificing Barons is complete, and we also obtained a legendary treasure made by Ganh II (who is also mayor, just like his pa): The Bristles of Blood! It is a steel battleax inset with onyx and menaces with spikes of jade. It bears engravings of a dwarf, a dwarf, four carp, a cheese, an elf, and the giant tiger "Scamps" (my pride and joy, a scarred battle beast bought as a cub from the pointy ears, RIP OG Scamps) in quartz. The dwarf is talking to the elf. The elf is screaming. The dwarf is dead. The cheese is terrified. The cheese is surrounded by the carp. "Scamps" is mutilating the elf (talk about biting the hand that feeds you!).
Lastly, there's been an… incident thanks to which Ganh I had to retire from the army and become a carpenter. The man was out on a patrol with his son and a guard dog, when Drekjarl (that's what I call it at least), a giant worm made of salt that had, against all scientific reason (ophidians can't have stingers…) a huge poison stinger. The dog was snapped in half (one of our artists commemorated it with a sculpture of the Drekjarl from its bones) and then Drekjarl focused its attention on the Ganh duo. It bit Ganh I's leg and arm off, then drove its stinger through Ganh II's eye.
Thankfully Ganh I was saved soon enough when a paramedic team came to rescue him. Ganh II stared down the beast with his one remaining eye and thrust the Bristles of Blood straight into its (heart? I don't know if it had one), causing the still ridiculously frail Drekjarl to crumble. We entombed its corpse out of respect, along with Ganh I's severed leg and arm (which had "sailed off in an arc!).
I used a single mod (one that adds magic prosthetics my friend made for me) that allowed Ganh I to make a full recovery. We're planning to replace his lost arm with a cannon and Ganh II's missing eye with a "ghost" variant (you can make it with ghosts, duh) that stops enemies he kills from reanimating (which better work or we'll still keep losing stuff daily to those BLASTED ZOMBIE KEA!).
So, in summary - a bit of sweet, a bit of sour, and a bit of crunchy.