Getting back into playing DF again after years.
First fort: Things went great till the idiots destroyed all the plump helmet spawn. While a zombie dragon was laying siege outside... Overseer walked away.
Second Fort: Nolethmafol (Gulfchamber)
Here is the fort that actually had some events in just the first 30 minutes...
-Edem Alathvukcas the woodcutter (#7) goes to chop some trees while the other six prepare to move us underground... Promptly fells a tree on himself. Shatters his left leg. Well, it is the opening act and I just did a straight "EMBARK NOW!" so no doctors. Expedition leader grabs the poor SOB and puts him back together without any issues what so ever, no infection, nothing. Perfect job. Lucky dwarf right?
-Hit the caves... Perfect spot! Lots of land to farm. Problem... Monster infestation as follows in order of warfare over who owns the caves:
1. A reacher keeps picking fights with lone dwarves. Dwarves punch all her lower teeth out. She keeps messing with the dwarves. Dwarves break her legs, then her arms. Fight ends when militia drafted and they stove her head in.
2. Blind cave ogre wants dwarf meat (early migrants show up as well...) to round out his diet. Dog takes exception to this. Fight breaks out... Militia called in, more conscripts grabbed. During dog/ogre tussle it grabs a miner and chomps them. Militia arrives and begins beating, hacking ogre to death piecemeal. I really mean that... This was a battle that made me laugh.
-Ogre has dog hanging onto her left wrist, swings around wildly to break the dogs grip.
-Ogre grabs dwarf child and uses said child as club against dog and militia
-Child gets free, ogre does a body slam with her right arm on the childs nose.
-Passing spinner who is working on a wall stops for a moment to kick ogre in left foot with her left foot making the knee bend painfully. Spinner goes on her way.
-Dwarf child (Urdim Eribdak, she) manages to get on TOP of the ogre... And starts playing kongo drums using the ogres skull as the drum along with two other dwarves.
-Ogre grabs Urdim again, starts swinging like a mallet, lets Urdim go when...
-Dwarf bites down hard on the ogres upper body. I imagined this as the dwarf biting the lady bits because the ogre let go of Urdim REALLY fast.
-Ogre pulls dwarf off and grabs them by the tongue and flings them.
-Ogre punches another dwarf in arm, it explodes.
-Ogre bites another dwarf in right hand, nearly severs
-Dwarf climbs on and bites ogre on "chest" again.
-Another dwarf climbs on, grabs ogres lower lip and tries to tear it off.
-Ogre is tearing off dwarves, punches one in the head. Body part explodes. Athel is dead.
-Dwarf punches ogre to hard she staggers and has trouble breathing.
-Urdim is back, ogre swings, misses. Tries again, hits the foot. Grabs Urdim again, throws her again.
-Ogre grabs dog as new billyclub. Splatters dog on cave wall after missing wrestler. Dog dead. Much pre-ground dog meat to be had.
-Exhaustion. Ogre passes out. Dwarves pile on.
-Urdim back again, punching ogre in head.
-Pet piglet Ast joins the fray. Begins kicking and biting.
-Militia commander finally learns how to hit with axe... Finally going to work, begins dismantling ogre.
-Ogre wakes up one last time... Litast and commander standing over her with axes in hand. They both swing and begin chopping head open. Ogre screams one last time as Litast breaks through the thick skull and destroys the brain.
-Militia disbanded, Litast brought back though to be commander just in case...
3. Things are quiet... Wrong, less than three minutes later I see an injured dwarf... Its Edem again. There is a body part on the cavern floor... But he did not fell a tree on himself. No, he cut it down and a jabber fell on him somehow. It cuts his RIGHT leg off (left shattered) and leaves. He lays there in pain bleeding but is quickly brought to the "new and improves hospital" so the expedition leader can bandage him up again. Now I checked his mental state and he has no and I mean NO negative thoughts about losing his leg let alone the left leg or the jabber attack. He feels great.
-Edem has been retired from his jobs considering how... Cutting trees and personal health just dont mix, he will now become a clothier/weaver and not be responsible for anything else.
4. Urdim, the bitey little dwarven child is fine, all that combat and she suffered... A dented right lower arm. Thats it. Hacky sack, club and football for an ogre and thats it. She is 1 year old. She had NO negative thoughts about combat, she only felt sad at seeing Athel get exploded. I think I may have just found a future militia commander.
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5. Update
-Just hit submit and another battle broke out
-Litast got into it with a giant cave crocodile that was assaulting a jeweler, almost lost but pulled off a hail marry and killed it. Lost her nose.