I have a problem in my dwarven fortress Drunkenbones. Deep inside a caverns there's a terrible problem within drunkenbones' beauty and a few a temples with one finely tavern with a human bard resident ( Useless Hooman! ) and a small library that still has no books yet.
No my problem is the one lurking down in the caverns when the miners discovered it...
A towering hairy frog, it has a short trunk and it is slavering, Its slate gray hair is unkempt, Beware it's webs! Omep Surthrithur! Luckly my miners were safe from that beast, that big hairy frog thing with a hairy trunk as well, They watched the beast from a hole below them where they throw refuse made by the neighbor's cats and the slain monitor lizard men along with lion men as well ( including the chef's cooked biscuits that the dwarves left creating miasma in the dinning room + tavern!. ).
the miners watched every kill that that frog thing made also spitting webs from its hairy mouth. everything it killed and also pitifully fighting back leaving scars and scratches along of decapitating it's trunk ( which made it even more angrier then ever. ).
The dwarves of drunkenbones wished to dig further down. ( and hopefully find some iron ores along the way. hematite and magnetite hopefully.) and they built a corridor down and a few traps laid there, three large serrated discs and a steel spear and 2 cage traps with a few doors along the way.
It did not work because Omep somehow avoided the traps! but after passing the door i immediately forbid it and made a new stairway down to the cavern where it is safe. but alas the beast still lives...
I told a small ragtag squad composed of 2 dwarves. i told them to station on the cell that where the beast is. I let one in that's not the militia captain ( because hes awesome. )
Omep didn't care and didn't take a scratch at all from that puny macedwarf and his =silver mace=. He kicked the macedwarf in the fricken head and it explodes in gore and propelled his sorry flying carcass into the wall! luckily we were able to retrieve his body and his =silver mace= along with a new replacement.
we have dug a room north of the wretched beast's cell and i don't know i should throw in a ballista or a dwarven firing squad ( Composed of hunters ).
Oh yeah omep killed alot of things down in the caverns so its safe to say that one of his skills are legendary ( In kicking things! )
however one idiot dwarf made a *masterwork* silk out off the big hairy freaking toad's webs! should i kill him with a firing squad or a big arrow to the face or maybe a magma bath
or i should i let that freaking hairy freaking toad live because of that *masterwork* silk.
EDIT: Added spoiler tag.