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The Bronze Colossus Alnos Dofgorhax Seridrithod Ushav has come!  A gigantic magic statue made of bronze and bent on mayhem.

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The militia commander stands up.
Nil Kuletlorbam, Swordmaster: This is my fight too.  There is no need to feel vengeful.
Shem Othlestathel, Spearmaster: This is my fight too.  I will take revenge!
`Ironfist' Ilidtosid, militia commander: This is my fight too.  I will have my revenge.
Shem Othlestathel, Spearmaster: I cannot just stand by.  I will take revenge!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Wrestler!
The Wrestler punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus attacks The Wrestler but He jumps away!
The Wrestler stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Wrestler!
The Wrestler slashes The Bronze Colossus in the fourth finger, right hand with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
Monom Regilrom, militia captain: I cannot just stand by.  I will take revenge!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Spearmaster!
Sodel Rakustmegid has become a Swordsdwarf.
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster punches The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Swordsdwarf!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
Monom Regilrom, militia captain: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Spearmaster!
The Spearmaster kicks The Bronze Colossus in the head with his right foot, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf strikes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with the pommel of his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus charges at The Swordsdwarf!
The Bronze Colossus collides with The Swordsdwarf!
The Swordsdwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Swordsdwarf stands up.
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the right foot, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Swordsdwarf!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The Bronze Colossus falls over.
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Swordsdwarf!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander strikes The Bronze Colossus in the fourth finger, left hand with the pommel of his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf strikes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +highwood shield+, but the attack glances away!
Monom Regilrom, militia captain: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), denting it!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf punches The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain scratches The Bronze Colossus in the head, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord punches The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The +steel spear+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with her steel mace, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster pulls on the embedded +steel spear+.
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right ear with her steel mace, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster kicks The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his left foot, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the left eye, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bites The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The +steel spear+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Spearmaster pulls on the embedded +steel spear+.
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with her steel mace, denting it!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his +steel spear+, chipping it and chipping the right shoulder!
The +steel spear+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with her steel mace, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster pulls on the embedded +steel spear+.
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the lower body, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain scratches The Bronze Colossus in the upper body, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bites The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm, but the attack glances away!
Shem Othlestathel, Spearmaster: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
`Ironfist' Ilidtosid, militia commander: This is my fight too.  I will take revenge!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
Alath Ustuthtangath, Mace Lord: I cannot just stand by.  I will take revenge!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the head with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
Kogan Bomrekfikuk, Swordsdwarf: This is my fight too.  I will take revenge!
The Mace Lord punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Swordsdwarf!
The militia commander strikes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with his ­birchen shield­, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain kicks The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with his left foot, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel mace, denting it!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster slashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel short sword, denting it!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +steel spear+, chipping it and chipping the right knee!
The +steel spear+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Bronze Colossus misses The Swordmaster!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster pulls on the embedded +steel spear+.
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with her steel mace, denting it!
The Spearmaster bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with the shaft of his +steel spear+, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with his -steel war hammer-, denting it!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel mace, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The +steel spear+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster bites The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Spearmaster pulls on the embedded +steel spear+.
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
Nil Kuletlorbam, Swordmaster: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster kicks The Bronze Colossus in the head with his right foot, but the attack glances away!
Shem Othlestathel, Spearmaster: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel mace, denting it!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the right foot, but the attack glances away!
Kogan Bomrekfikuk, Swordsdwarf: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf kicks The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with her left foot, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), denting it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Hammerdwarf kicks The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her left foot, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
Monom Regilrom, militia captain: This is my fight too.  I will take revenge!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel mace, denting it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
Shem Othlestathel, Spearmaster: I have a part in this.  I will take revenge!
The militia captain stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
Id Logemtusung, Hammerdwarf: This is my fight too.  I will take revenge!
The Swordsdwarf punches The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), denting it!
The Hammerdwarf strikes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with her -birchen shield-, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
Monom Regilrom, militia captain: I yield!  I yield!
The Swordmaster slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her steel mace, denting it!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the neck with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the head with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the head with his -steel war hammer-, denting it!
The Swordsdwarf strikes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with the pommel of her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander strikes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with the pommel of his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with her steel mace, denting it!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the nose with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the head with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster kicks The Bronze Colossus in the neck with his right foot, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordmaster strikes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with the pommel of her steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the head with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with the shaft of his +steel spear+, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordsdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the head, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster bites The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right foot with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with her steel mace, denting it!
The Spearmaster bites The Bronze Colossus in the thumb, right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the head with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Hammerdwarf scratches The Bronze Colossus in the upper body, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with her steel short sword, fracturing it!
The militia commander punches The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord punches The Bronze Colossus in the left upper arm with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain bashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster slashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her steel short sword, denting it!
The militia captain stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right upper leg with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster bites The Bronze Colossus in the left upper leg, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord punches The Bronze Colossus in the neck with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right hand with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain punches The Bronze Colossus in the head with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Hammerdwarf bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her -silver war hammer-, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The Swordmaster slashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her steel short sword, denting it!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with his +steel spear+, fracturing it!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right upper arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the second finger, right hand with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain kicks The Bronze Colossus in the left lower arm with his left foot, but the attack glances away!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the left foot with her steel mace, fracturing it!
The militia commander hacks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his (bismuth bronze battle axe), but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus misses The militia commander!
The militia captain slashes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with his -steel short sword-, fracturing it!
The Hammerdwarf kicks The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with her left foot, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster strikes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her birchen shield, but the attack glances away!
The Spearmaster stabs The Bronze Colossus in the left hand with his +steel spear+, chipping it!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the right lower arm with his +obsidian short sword+, but the attack glances away!
The Swordsdwarf stabs The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her *obsidian short sword*, but the attack glances away!
The Swordmaster strikes The Bronze Colossus in the right lower leg with her birchen shield, but the attack glances away!
The Bronze Colossus strikes at The militia commander but the shot is blocked!
The Mace Lord bashes The Bronze Colossus in the lower body with her steel mace, but the attack glances away!
The militia captain slashes The Bronze Colossus in the upper body with his -steel short sword- and the injured part is cloven asunder!
The militia captain stands up.

It seems I need to dump all those obsidian swords and forge some real weapons.

[Sirbug]

Sigh. I wish bronze collosus come to me. Hydra was a massive disappointment.

[Iamblichos]

Sigh. I wish bronze collosus come to me. Hydra was a massive disappointment.

You know... this is a sad thing.  I feel the same way about the goblin sieges.  For months now, I have pined for the goblin sieges.  In dear old Woundmerged, I am getting old-school sieges with 40-50 gobbos and 10-30 trolls.  Fortunately for Woundmerged, all my dwarves are legendary and clad and weaponed in adamantine/silver.  Each siege is about 30 seconds worth of excitement followed by 20 minutes of FPS-crushing cleanup as I dump all those bodies, parts, teeth, armor, weapons, clothes, and squick into the magma hole.  It's getting to the point where it's not worth it.  At least with Forgotten Beasts I get meat and soap out of the adventure.

[Iamblichos]

Ugh.  Thanks, double-post-inducing server delay!

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I got bored and sent my squads to kill tons of crundles and reachers and rutherers. Too many skulls and bones, suddenly.

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A cyclops came.
It ignored my outdoor workshops and went to kill my war elelphant. So I didn't use civ alert.
The poor elephants was beaten up, again(well, it meant to be a meat shield).
Before it could kill the elephant, two swordmaters arrived and quickly dispatched the enemy.

[Sirbug]

Ah, yes. At last!

A devastating FB attack. A giant spider with leg strength to pop dwarven heads. I wasn't having this much fun since the very start of the fort during werepandemic.

[StagnantSoul]

A skinless ape who can throw fireballs showed up in the cavern. I confronted it, with my iron covered military. No spear dwarves. Only swords, axes, and hammers. I gave the order to make a few iron spears. My military begins fighting the ape. He threw a fire ball. It exploded on, luckily, a stone floor. After a few minor cuts with no retaliation, I thought this would be an easy fight. But, suddenly, he punched out and severed a guys' shield arm. Ouch. A fireball was thrown, and now he's a !!DWARF!! A kick got straight past dodging, shields, and weapons and severed one guys' head. A punch crumpled a chest. A severed leg then a kick to the skull. The last dwarf had an arm knocked off, then his head bitten off. I got an adequate spear dwarf at him. One hit. Straight to the brain. Fight's over. Go home kids.

[kopout]

Just embarked, digging in next to the volcano when a rhino wandered into my camp. Its alright though, one of the dogs killed it.

[xub313]

Another werebeast attack. This time it was a werelizard. It's dead now but one dwarf got bit and he's now quarantined outside my fortress.

For some reason he won't try to destroy the door to it's cell. He won't even attack my milita waiting right outside even when I unlock the door.

Other than that, Dwarf Fortress is being very nice to me. I've rebuilt the population to about 80 dwarfs and I have a fully functioning military.
Though they lack enough armor.

[FallenAngel]

Just started a new fortress.
Half the map's a warm forest, the other a hot mountain. So far, everything's good.
Up to 15 dwarves, food industry is starting out quite well, everything's good.

[Staalo]

Apparently last year's merchants were so taken by Questmountain's splendor that most of them decided to move in with the latest immigrant wave. Haven't seen that before.

[Meneth]

Just caught my very first Giant Cave Spider. Time to build a silk farm! 

[Magnumcannon]

Just caught my very first Giant Cave Spider. Time to build a silk farm! 

Congratulations!

[nickbii]

Apparently last year's merchants were so taken by Questmountain's splendor that most of them decided to move in with the latest immigrant wave. Haven't seen that before.

What's going on in the world?

Either the RNG is being really weird, or your civ is being eaten alive in a war, and the merchants are refugees.