184 beards, 63 artifacts
Please, do not stop Laborfords until those numbers are equal.
I just might do that.
Dwarf Therapist only registers 54 dorfs who've already had moods, so 9 of the dead dwarves in my spreadsheet created artifacts before they died. Hokay, time to check the slabs.
1. Sarvesh Listenedhatchets, killed by a vehicle, creator of The Wonder of Vales... Aha. The bituminous coal quern.
Aban Bothonkubuk, struck down... right, that's Murkylances, the one who went berserk after I forgot she was in a strange mood.
Uzol Utteredinks... died of thirst, but there's a "creator of" here... yeah no, failed mood.
2. Rigoth Shipdawned! Died peacefully, creator of Shriveledboard... a pig tail fiber chausse. What's a chausse?
3. Tekkud Holeportals I, minecart accident, creator of Baldedshoved the Creature of Aces... a magnetite crown. Thank Armok for display cases.
Kogsak Holeportals, died of thirst, "creator of"... failed mood.
4. Mebzuth Hatchetwebs, "went missing" (shot by gobbos + slabbed before his body was found), creator of Failedsyrup the Rivers of Haunting... a siltstone coffer.
Cilob Paddlemirror, died of thirst, creator of... failed mood.
5. Bembul Abyssink I, slain by a cougar, creator of Lureblazed the Air of Tulips... a pig bone weapon rack.
6. Eral Whiptruths, slain by that same cougar, creator of Achingmist... a cave spider silk headscarf.
7. As Busttemples, died peacefully, creator of The Fancy Cerulean Shrine... a cave spider silk short skirt.
... I'm two short. Hmmm.
.. Oh, right, I don't think I've engraved slabs for *everybody*.
8. Zaneg Paddlechained, died peacefully, creator of Deepsoared, a cave spider silk long skirt.