City Laborfords, Late Winter 236; 177 beards I return to my longest-lived fortress after so long away!
There's some Holeportals brat in a secretive mood to become an Engraver. And now I remember why I left this fortress; it's almost painfully slow. Okay, it's ~30 FPS, but Pricetrades was 100+. Eh, it's
my longest-lived fortress. I think I'll suffer through this until the fort dies a
proper death.
Also, it's actually semi-sensibly arranged. Certainly I'm not wondering where the fuck everything is. Mind, it's a 2x2, so...
Also, I'm seeing all these names and feeling a surge of affection. Zaneg Lancertail! Fikod Canyongalley! Holeportals and Abyssink and Utteredinks and Twinklingdiamond! All these
peasants! And the
stockpiles are so fucking fullllllllll
FBs in the waiting room, and the first cavern under control, and Efaci in her pillbox and all my war grizzlies...!
And my magnetite and bituminous coal and and and
And my candy. Can't forget my candy.
And the
fifty-nine (59) artifacts. Soon to be 60.
... Unib. Unib Holeportals. Did you
have to name the artifact after yourself? Now it has ugly quote marks in its name, you ninny.
In other news, I forgot that the version of DF I moved Laborfords to had an open child cap so I'm probably going to get a gazillion births in a few months. I fixed that, though, so it'll only be a single burst.
And I wasn't exaggerating how many artifacts there are.