‼Village Shieldfuture, Late Autumn 511; 60 48 46 43 40 38 37 35 33 29 26 1 beards‼Okay. So I got bored and decided to set one of the surface trees on fire just to see what happened. Then I set
everything on fire, trees and shrubs, for completeness's sake.
I forgot, of course, that there are trees and shrubs in my first soil layer. And in the apiary.
Oops.
I've lost Eral Skinnedclasps the Matriarch, and Ingish Tempteddyes the husband of Tulon Sculptpaints the Matriarch.
I'm going to deserve whatever tantrum spiral I get, aren't I?
Edit, 23rd Timber: MY FIRST FELL MOOD! -CACKLE-
26th Timber: The kidlet grabbed a ghost! -cackle- And I've lost 14 dwarves in total.
22nd Moonstone: 16 deaths.
28th Moonstone: 19...
12th Opal: 22, and I'm down to 3 adults.
2nd Obsidian: 24, down to 2 adults.
7th Obsidian: 25. 1 adult left, and he's miserable. With water and the food I have the kids *might* survive until adulthood. Maybe. If they don't finish their Lord of the Flies re-enactment. One kid -- the one who went fell, actually -- is ecstatic and at 982, so he might survive this relatively unscathed. Y'know. If he lives for six whole years. He's clearly a psychopath, though, so he might.
8th Obsidian: Oop, apparently it's 26. Lorbam Passagewalls is still alive, though.
23rd Obsidian: 28. Lorbam still alive. I've turned on the Yakety Sax.
12th Granite, 512: We're all doomed. I just remembered my clothier shop was in the soil layer, so all the clothing burned.
Also, 30 deaths. Lorbam still hanging in there.
8th Slate: This is so *boring* without being able to dispense justice properl-- o wait I can draft the mayor into a squad ahahahahahaahahahahah wait one sec
11th Moonstone: -sigh- He didn't kill anyone. Or dispense *any* justice, actually. Fukkit, I'm gonna let in the FBs in the basement. That should crumble this fortresss quick enough.
9th Opal: Down to 2 dwarves and the FBs are having trouble finding them. No, wait, one just got offed. One left!
??, probably Opal: Aaaaaand Tosid Balancerocks finally dehydrated to death.