All tattered clothes have been marked for dumping. I have saved the game before unpausing, in case the sheer amount of shit to be sorted through causes a crash.
Aaaaaand... GO!
Edit: It did not. I am, however, down to 9 idlers. Whoa.
Edit2: Ow. I saw my FPS take a dip to 18. And I'm down to 2-3 idlers, but that's probably because some of my dedicated not-haulers are sleeping or drinking or something.
Lol, yeah, the first time I did a clothing hauling spree I was not prepared for just how much junk all my dwarves had stuffed into their cabinets! I really wish they would only keep 1 extra set of clothes. Even better if we could set it so that they only held onto the bare essentials, rather than socks, coats, robes, more socks, etc.
Heh. I need to do a yearly spring cleaning, really. This is the result of a decade or so of ignoring the problem and just going into the stocks screen to hide all the things...
Edit, 28th Timber 222:
... we're not done hauling...
Edit2, 13th Moonstone:
I've saved before taking a look at the pile on the hatch above the magma. Just in case.
Aaaaand nope. But there's 59 full pages of xcrapx and a little bit over, at 65 items a page.
help me i'm drowning in xclothsesxEdit3, 22nd Moonstone:
WE'RE DONE
WE'RE FRIGGIN' DONE
Or nearly so, anyway. 64 idlers and climbing! Also a bratling was taken by a fey mood.
Edit4: 3,898 items of clothing on the hatch. I've saved and set the hatch to be opened, and am holding steady at 26 FPS. God, I hope this doesn't crash the game...
Edit5, 25th Moonstone:
Ew. Nearly 10 pages of "A masterwork of Urist McClothier has been lost!" and what do I get for it? +2 FPS. EW. (Nobody's at worse than 92, though, and the worst-off Urist who actually suffered the travesty of art defacement is at 99 SOOOOO)
Edit6, 3rd Obsidian:
Welp. We've lost the first of the starting seven to a mining accident of all things. Kadol Gimurvad, legendary miner, burned to death at the age of 72 because she didn't run away from the magma fast enough. GODDAMMIT.
Edit7, 12th Obsidian:
All of the pump stacks (I had to shift it a fewwwww times due to cavern shit) are hooked up with the same power, and I've set a pull-lever job on the lever that toggles the gear assembly that allows the aquifer-power to go down the FUN tubes. RELEASE THE MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edit8: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Edit9, 17th Felsite 223:
GODDAMMIT
I used my aquifer to obsidianize the magma in the Happy Fun Death Pit, and then didn't use upward ramps to mine it out. Cue cave-ins.
Edit10, 24th Galena 223:
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
COME BACK TO ME, FPS, COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Edit11: oh thank god it was just a brief dip