The outside world is scary. The fort was running along smoothly for a season, then the mountain titan Kadest Abliusan Xiza Racon arrived.
It's a giant, hairy, web-shooting pterodactyl with mandibles. That's really badass, and its first show of badassery was flying right over my walls and massacring my dwarves. The same traps that tore apart an entire goblin ambush dented its wing.
The titan is closed off in a workshop room for now, though there's a stairway for it to escape through if it so chooses.
Once again, I'm reduced to having one dwarf. Once again, it's a completely useless one: a carpenter that just managed to dodge through a door after the titan broke her back. She's laying on the floor, pretty much unable to do anything. I'm not sure I can recover this time.
edit: A human caravan arrives. Showdown time, motherfuckers. One titan versus one caravan guard. I carefully unlock doors to lead the humans right to the titan, but right as the first ones get there the back of the caravan gets distracted by a goblin ambush. Those fucking goblins are always ruining my day.
This leaves two human soldiers and a couple merchants against the titan. The axeman fights valiantly and manages to lightly damage pretty much every part of the thing, but there's no kill.
But wait, a second goblin ambush picked off a merchant that fled to the south! And they're still standing there. Showdown time, motherfuckers. Using my last dwarf as bait, I fiddle with the doors to lead the goblins into the titan, which is now on the roof.
This time, there are more than two against the titan. They wound it and manage to spill its guts out, but it's entered its death throes now. And by that I mean the only attack it's still capable of using is its web attack. It's using this every single turn. The goblins are pretty much completely immobilized now.
I hope the damn thing bleeds to death.
edit: A third goblin ambush appeared. How did they appear? Lodged in the titan's web. They're stuck now too. This titan is keeping nine goblins completely immobilized. I've never seen a more hopeless stalemate.
edit: HEADLINE: MIGRANTS SAVE THE DAY (AND MOST LIKELY ENSURE THE DEATH OF THE FORTRESS)
The migrant wave was the only thing that could have stopped the stalemate, and that's exactly what they did. I cleverly positioned the citizens with a burrow directly behind the titan, so it started shooting its webs at them. That distracted it enough for the goblins to break free and get into melee range. They killed the fucker. Now the goblins are free to roam the fortress. I'm going to try to lure them into traps, but I don't think my citizens will cooperate if they're being chased by goblins.
edit: So the first goblin ambush got torn apart on the traps and left, but the second one is pretty much standing on the traps at this point. I hope they decide to leave before these last two dwarves go insane.
edit: And they found the last dwarves. Blow the Smoke has finally fallen, guys. We had a good run.