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Eric Blank

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27825 on: February 16, 2013, 01:40:03 pm »
Nothing. The necromancers who raised them to undeath want your population to join the ranks, and they hoped to use the zombie army to kill your dwarves.
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27826 on: February 16, 2013, 01:45:22 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 16, 2013, 01:40:03 pm
Nothing. The necromancers who raised them to undeath want your population to join the ranks, and they hoped to use the zombie army to kill your dwarves.

That all? They going  to be disappointed.
For a second I thought this was some impromptu undead woodstock or something.
Up to 135 undead on the map now...
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Avis-Mergulus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27827 on: February 16, 2013, 02:24:05 pm »
Wham! Another siege. Population down to 28, the whole fort is miasma, vomit, and ghosts. A child apparently threw itself into the chasm at the second bridge. Fell 23 z-levels down, straight into my mining installation. Child bits everywhere, the mother went berzerk and was put down by my vampire speardwarf via a *steel spear* to the heart.

God, I love this game.
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27828 on: February 16, 2013, 02:59:03 pm »
The undead just keep coming, they are murdering my FPS.  :'(

331 undead, they have killed 623 things so far.
How do I make them stop?
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Avis-Mergulus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27829 on: February 16, 2013, 03:36:52 pm »
Quote from: VATAV on February 16, 2013, 02:59:03 pm
How do I make them stop?

You know, I've never had to deal with three hundred zombies, but I think that flooding the map with magma generally helps in cases like this.
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27830 on: February 16, 2013, 03:46:39 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on February 16, 2013, 03:36:52 pm
Quote from: VATAV on February 16, 2013, 02:59:03 pm
How do I make them stop?

You know, I've never had to deal with three hundred zombies, but I think that flooding the map with magma generally helps in cases like this.

It up to 576 undead now...

Also some poor deluded Goblin Snatchers decided to show up.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27831 on: February 16, 2013, 04:01:35 pm »
The children will probably be better off in a goblin tower, where they will eventually rise to a respectable position, then in your undead-infested hellhole fort where they will grow up to become cannon fodder soldiers, get torn apart and spend the rest of their miserable existence shambling around moaning for braaaaaains.
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27832 on: February 16, 2013, 04:09:04 pm »
Funny thing is that there are no children here.
Trying to get my dwarf to like each other enough to marry and have children because 7 dwarfs is far to few.
I also have no anvil, no wood, and no axe.
Undead up to 624 now.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27833 on: February 16, 2013, 04:23:06 pm »
It's an exponential flood of bodies!  :P
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27834 on: February 16, 2013, 04:39:06 pm »
Quote from: VATAV on February 16, 2013, 04:09:04 pm
Funny thing is that there are no children here.
Trying to get my dwarf to like each other enough to marry and have children because 7 dwarfs is far to few.
I also have no anvil, no wood, and no axe.
Undead up to 624 now.
Reaching critical mass: Unleash the yeast
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27835 on: February 16, 2013, 05:04:37 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 16, 2013, 04:39:06 pm
Reaching critical mass: Unleash the yeast

The undead now outnumber the killed.
656 undead too 633 things that died at my fort.
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Zaikantos

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27836 on: February 16, 2013, 05:14:58 pm »
1.5 year old embark, just purchased most of the human caravan with this one exceptional roast. It's 25% of my wealth. If it was masterful, it'd be worth 112320.
Is there a use for crafts? Roasts are less one-sided and much more valueable for the time put in.


What's the most valuable roast you've seen?
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27837 on: February 16, 2013, 08:19:57 pm »
4 Swordsgoblins and 1 Swordsman from the goblin civ have arrived to terrorize my dwarfs.
I don't think they knew about the current undead siege going on here.
Pictured: 5 Sword users vs 654 undead and 3 Necromancers.

(Currently working on a plan to wipe the siege out but slow progress from FPS death.)
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27838 on: February 16, 2013, 09:48:10 pm »
My Dwarves possess supernatural luck and prowess.

Silentthunders has this big quarry in the ground, continuous all the way. So the caverns require a bit of careful digging and evidently...
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...The large cave in that engulfed three Dwarves was testament to a few mistakes. One of the miners was thrown 3 zlvls into the air, another miner off a 2z lvl ledge and into a pillar and an off duty axedwarf constructing a wall.

0 casualties. Not even a single broken bone.

Proficient Axedwarf, bearer of mighty moustache.
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This is the crazy miner who started it all! 3z lvls high I tell ya!
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It's ok, my skull cushioned my fall.
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These Dwarves all got baptized by boiling magma. What do I do with them?
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VATAV

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27839 on: February 16, 2013, 11:03:42 pm »
The Goblins just started a siege against me, they even made some camp fires.
Then they got Zerg Rushed by the undead that were already besieging me.

Those brave, foolish, and blood thirsty goblins took out 275 undead of a total of 678 before being defeated.

In other news, project "Crush the Siege!" Is nearing completion.
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