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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 6193813 times)

Fishybang

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27720 on: February 06, 2013, 10:34:29 pm »
Well, since my last fort died horribly to some clowns hiding under a sword(I knew what would happen, just wanted to see it for my self.) Ive decided to embark in an evil biome, speficly the stream Devilbends. Wish these brave souls luck, there going to need it.

GOSH DANG LAPTOP!
Got a nice fort going, had gotten the first migrant wave, then my laptop decided that it wanted a nap, This is the same thing that happened for my turn of lakebones! CURSE YOU LAPTOP! CURSE YOU!
« Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 12:11:36 am by Fishybang »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27721 on: February 07, 2013, 06:21:04 am »
Quote from: Fishybang on February 06, 2013, 10:34:29 pm

GOSH DANG LAPTOP!
Got a nice fort going, had gotten the first migrant wave, then my laptop decided that it wanted a nap, This is the same thing that happened for my turn of lakebones! CURSE YOU LAPTOP! CURSE YOU!

And so, fishybang successfully cursed his labtop, causing it to perform even worse.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 06:23:30 am by Bralbaard »
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Reudh

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27722 on: February 07, 2013, 06:48:23 am »
Bustygifts has recovered from its 160-death tantrum spiral. The living adults return to work, thankfully.

Dutchling begins haunting Scriver II, who mandates a window in fright.
Miauw begins haunting Scriver II, who does nothing.

Dutchling, Miauw, among others are laid to rest.

A snatcher captures a baby, stabs it in the chest, then puts it back in his bag. Shinotsa and his army of weak dwarves catch him, and all three receive a stab to the thigh. They wander off crying.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27723 on: February 07, 2013, 07:44:25 am »
My miner inexplicably died leaving only a trail pf blood (why? Anyone know?) So I made a nice tomb in his old room surrounded by statues and engravings.most of them were dwarves killing elves and some gobbos -very happy lol.@nly to find my other legendary miner was missing for a week.......
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27724 on: February 07, 2013, 10:32:32 am »
I had a dream there was a new future of the fortress reply, but it was just a dream :<

Also I installed dwarf fortress on my friends laptop, and put a bunch of shortcuts to it everywhere. Including right next to the actual file.
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Naryar

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27725 on: February 07, 2013, 11:27:15 am »
More blood for the blood god !



Gonna take up forever... it's been 4 years since I started this fort, and 3 since I've been getting sieges.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 11:31:19 am by Naryar »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27726 on: February 07, 2013, 11:28:29 am »
Next, you should try covering the surface with pus! Infections, ahoy!
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Naryar

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27727 on: February 07, 2013, 11:33:28 am »
Quote from: tahujdt on February 07, 2013, 11:28:29 am
Next, you should try covering the surface with pus! Infections, ahoy!

It's gonna be absurdly difficult without water use... hell I don't even think I ever had pus on the ground in DF.

But first I must fill my map with blood, and continue to build my iron outdoors fort. Maybe I should make it a castle out of metal.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27728 on: February 07, 2013, 12:40:42 pm »
Just watched a kea fly off carrying a quartzite block
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27729 on: February 07, 2013, 01:00:27 pm »
Quote from: lazygun on February 07, 2013, 12:40:42 pm
Just watched a kea fly off carrying a quartzite block
Makes sense...
A Kea could totally lift that.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27730 on: February 07, 2013, 01:46:02 pm »
Inmediately after my embark, I ordered my woodcutter to chop down some trees and my miner to dig until the 9th level underground. I've made a design to my first habitable location at 3rd level (I still don't know what to construct there or what will that level be for) and I'm making a wooden wall at ground level to be protected against fauna and eventually kobolds or worse enemies, following the pattern of my 3rd level design.

I didn't prepare carefully to the journey,  so with 1 miner and 1 woodcutter, things go a bit slowly.
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« Reply #27731 on: February 07, 2013, 02:21:31 pm »
My fort, which I'm playing for a few days already, is fine. My militia squad just butchered an elf caravan barehandedly - love the profits.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27732 on: February 07, 2013, 02:35:30 pm »
god damn stupid dwarves dodging into eerie glowing pits
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27733 on: February 07, 2013, 03:10:41 pm »
A buzzard just swooped into my butcher shop and stole some buzzard meat.  I'm pretty sure the marksdwarves were taking bets amongst themselves if the thief was a friend/loved one of the deceased or just a cannibal.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #27734 on: February 07, 2013, 03:19:54 pm »
Just embarked on a tundra in hope to catch and tame the mighty polar bear, one of my favorite animals IRL, so far no crashes, so thats good.
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