master work was fun
i was tolying with crafts and then suddenly
mages, undead force, dark stranglers, creepers and dark elfs were charging in: they were led by my adventurerer elf that had full admo clad while my military bearly had iron pants there were a hundred invaders in all...
she took down 5 golems with 5 swings...
there goes the hammerlords arm...
oh goddamn her with her legandary plus 5 dodging skill and tower sheild.
she got hit once in the left pinkie that bruised it... she didnt have gloves! this fort might have hope.
i sealed it off hoping none of the creepers blow down the door...
i made my first artifact...a slade mantine great axe...i immiedaitly trained my axe dwarf so he chould use it...
the door blew down....
right then a cute bold was discovered by my dorfs...it escaped but it was right in front of the adventurer... the kobold was killed...
i hoped that armok saves us from the elf...
the now axe lord charged in... slaughtered nearly half the creepers and then killed a bunch of Undead bastards...his leg got chopped off by the adventurer... and arm and a head to her name later she got a title and was named " bloodydagger the harmonious angelic angry-orange of charring. i laughed a little bit... then the miners struck platinum! and coincidently another weapon smith got moody while the other one was building my order of slade hammers and mithril armor. a forcefully made plane packed slade hammer was created... it was glorious it had many pictures of her striking down various people and dragons and the artifact it self and... our fortress's symbel: a hammer which made me smile.. ( second year of seige) I had sealed the seige off by then my wealth was closing in at 10 million: then disaster struck: a titan came: it came through the caverns and into the magma forges: they were all slaughtered... but the now mithril clad slade hammer squad easly took down the forest titan...i decided i will un seal the fortress or die trying...i got the masens ready... and my secret plan involving demons....i weighed slaughtering her , trapping her, and then making her escape so i can play later. i decided to let her go using various contraptions i tested with cutebolds
after un sealing our selves our two squads of military for the initial melee and the "scare squad" which made her chase the squad down , i used a lever on the surface i build way earlier which was for the bridge over a river, the useless bastard died and she is no longer a problem: now the 80 strong invaders are still one though: i sent my dodge room trained dwarfs charge in and they slaughtered all of them... bliss at last... then... do to a unfortunate accident demons were released... how ever all of them were eitehr made of ash wax or blood...i built a apothecary earlier and then proceeded to buid a carp leader detector do to recent cultists... the
militia commander was the leader. she took out half the fortress before succumbing to pincuttioning... the other half was tantrumiing berserk or starving... i had no other choice but sen the few happy dorfs into the safe house and did a wipe out using the river... they are all dead and through my drains which my masterfully plan used for worked... at a cost one of the happy dorfs got struck down to to a demon related accident but hell was quickly sealed... everything was slightly muddy but other then that nothing else was destroyed... another seige came... ferric elfs and creepers.... with no defense my dwarfs were quickly slaughtered... only one is left... he is bserk and is currently walking around naked and i found out he was a vampire... good luck starving... the ferric elf slaughtered the last dwarf...
when the king heard about the fortress alcemical doom the lost-heart was destroyed and ransacked he feared the extinction of his race.. for there were only one mountain hall between the extinction of the dwarfs and the the army of elf's and kobold's that endlessly slaughtered hundred of thousands of us... ironicly the race was called "the peace of snacks"
epic story?
sorry for any mistakes... this all happened from 4 Pm last night too 7 alcok today...
EDIT: i am playing my advuntuere now... BURN IN HELL DORFS THE MOUNTIAN HOLMS WILL BE RAZED AND ALL SHALL PERISH UNDER MY ELVEN FIST.