BunnyBunches the Rabbit-Hut
16) MegaProject Report 2 - Wild Animals might be wild17) MegaProject Report 3 - Stupid Elves
We have a metric bukton of migrants, a bukton of livestock, and the ash has been threatening to husk it all.
During this time I'm trying to increase food and booze without everyone going out to party.
It is now Summer. This is a worn-out Overlord.
My Skilled Diagnostician is getting Very Rusty, so I plan to launch dwarves into my garbage chute to test them.
Well, I've launched test subjects multiple times, but they don't want to fall down 4 z levels !!!! ARG
Then the elves arrive. They have impecible timing.
I am spoiled rotten that they make it to the depot alive and unhusked.
But my dwarves are so busy with the megaproject that I don't plan to actually trade anything.
Some child grows into a peasant.
I don't care. I can't manage anything right now.
The pasture shelter and the butchering of livestock is too critical.
The elves bring some guests with them.
So in addition to the Livestock timebombs, the dwarves-starving timebombs, the elf merchant timebombs,
I now have thief timebombs.
If anything dies, the undead will stay around too close for my liking...
Then I see this.
Thankfully he still leaves the map like a good thief.
...
Actually, since this megaproject part 2 is almost done with the roof, I try to spare some people to
make statues to trade. I notice the Elves have a live porcupine that I want. I guess food/booze too.
Maybe I can breed rabbits and porcupines here. I just need magma to start smelting the galena into
lead cages.
One of my dogs gives birth to a puppy. And a lamb grows into a ram.
...
And we finally finish this phase of the MegaProject !!
Now I can play again !!
I haven't played since Wednesday, when all this happened.
Yes, three chapters of hell can happen in just a few hours of DF.