I just had an amusing failure to deal with my vampires. I had two, that I detected as immigrants, and they were on duty in the second caverns, collecting silk, chopping wood and so on, communicating with the main fort via an airlock.
The Forgotten Beast Sosmil Mithmistatlosh has come! A great scaly lacewing. It has four stubby horns and it belches and croaks. Its pale taupe scales are small and close-set. Beware its deadly blood!
Sosmil was racing at speed towards my isolated outpost of cavern industry, so I quickly drafted my vamps, whereupon they immediately dropped their pick and axe and were set upon by Sosmil before I could rectify the situation. 'Vamp' Lenotadir punched the beast to death while it was intent on crippling 'Vamp' Keskalonul
The "deadly blood" caused swellings which cleared themselves up, but 'Vamp' Keskalonul has broken hip and shoulder and can neither walk nor grasp. I decided to create a mini hospital and send an expendable medic through the airlock. Then, while I was busy dealing with a goblin siege, I forgot to notice that both doors of the airlock were open, releasing the vampires into the main fort.
Onol Rithgim, deepcrafter has been found dead, completely drained of blood!
(Deepcrafter is what I call the dwarves whose job is running the magma kilns)
So I convicted Lenotadir, who was sentenced to a beating. That's when I noticed him hovering over the bed of one of my farmers.I sent a squad to interfere. They just watched the red Ñ. "Yeah, he's a vampire draining the poor guy's blood. So what?" Then the guard captain arrived and started administering the judicial sentence, punching the vampire around. "Do you mind? I'm trying to feed here!". Finally I deconstructed the bed, leaving the poor farmer homeless and pale, but alive. Lenotadir headed back to the site of his first crime, where he found a mechanic who had apparently gone to sleep lying on top of the corpse of her spouse. Again, the squad just watched the crime in progress. This time my dwarves were slow in deconstructing the bed.
Mistem Iridmebzuth, mechanic has been found dead, completely drained of blood!
This time the vampire knew he'd been seen, so he immediately set off to "report crime". I was not fooled and had eyewitness evidence from the squad, so the vamp is now in a cage for the next 250 days.
Meanwhile, the other vampire in a bed in my main hospital keeps spamming me with "`Vamp' Keskalonul, vampire cancels Pickup Equipment: Too injured." twice a second. Really Keskalonul? "Pickup Equipment"? Is that what you call it? I know better now. Let me just build you a private room in the hospital, Very,
very private indeed.