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Vehudur

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20115 on: February 28, 2012, 04:06:45 pm »
Quote from: pivole on February 28, 2012, 03:53:51 pm
Keas. So much. How does a kea carry a sandstone wardrobe? Or steel axe? Or anything?
And then I lost seventy odd dwarves to ambushes. It's horrible.

Keas are big and can carry stuff.  Not a wardrobe, but a dwarf-sized axe is semi-plausible.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20116 on: February 28, 2012, 04:16:35 pm »
Started off making a hugely over-ambitious starting fortress, almost ran out of suppliues carving it out. Just as I finish, thinking that now I can finally breathe a sigh of relief and recover my stores...

7 useless mouths arrive

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20117 on: February 28, 2012, 04:19:43 pm »
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on February 28, 2012, 04:16:35 pm
Started off making a hugely over-ambitious starting fortress, almost ran out of suppliues carving it out. Just as I finish, thinking that now I can finally breathe a sigh of relief and recover my stores...

7 useless mouths arrive

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raise the drawbridge and let them starve or get killed.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20118 on: February 28, 2012, 04:33:20 pm »
The harvest just came in. Phew, thank Armok for that.

However, the fortress is still hilariously unfinished so they're going straight to work, no sponging off my meagre resources here!
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20119 on: February 28, 2012, 05:03:31 pm »
I just discovered water wheels have quality?  But I can't figure out what it does.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20120 on: February 28, 2012, 05:09:24 pm »
Quote from: Vehudur on February 28, 2012, 05:03:31 pm
I just discovered water wheels have quality?  But I can't figure out what it does.
Makes dwarves that stare at hydroelectric plants happy, most likely.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20121 on: February 28, 2012, 05:09:41 pm »
Quote from: Vehudur on February 28, 2012, 05:03:31 pm
I just discovered water wheels have quality?  But I can't figure out what it does.

It makes the little dorfs have not suicidal/killy thoughts when they walk by them.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20122 on: February 28, 2012, 05:16:45 pm »
Also adds to your Architectural wealth, I believe.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20123 on: February 28, 2012, 05:37:48 pm »
"No! My husband the macelord hath been slain and now I am left with nothing! I will end my life! Nothing can pierce this grief! Hey, that's a nice looking (statue/waterwheel/table/trap/door/or best - coffin). I feel a lot better now."
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20124 on: February 28, 2012, 05:49:02 pm »
Sneaky *%&£$ goblins

A few thieves and snatchers showed up. The only way into the fort lay through a pack of 20 War Dogs, so when goblin #1 opened the door, he got an entire pack of Hounds chasing him. Someone on the Goblin side has some tactical sense though, as after 2 or 3 repeats a Goblin Ambush showed up while all the dogs where chasing thieves.

Had to cut our losses on that one. We then rushed to finish the last 3 blocks on the west side wall, giving us cover to keep working on the project while the Goblins milled around outside. Then an Elven caravan showed up. The Goblins made short work of that.

The Goblins have left now - I'm 100% self-sustainable in here - and I'm contemplating looting the remains of the Elven caravan.
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It's a dwarf.  Their natural habitat is "trapped on the wrong side of a wall".

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20125 on: February 28, 2012, 06:55:09 pm »
Random dyer got a possession and made this.


 
Worth 13152000 urists. Looks like I'll be getting sieges out the ass because some prick spirit decided to make a bit of really nice bling. Also, bastard wasted two of my very few bars of starmetal for a fucking bracelet.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20126 on: February 28, 2012, 07:32:51 pm »
After some fiddling, have updated my fortress into .03 and made Ironhand run with it.  Hurray!

And I just realized I'd left it running in the background.  This would be more of a problem if I hadn't realized it paused itself because one of my weaponsmiths has taken fey.  Sweet.  What shall she make?

Edit: She's gone for the adamantine.  If this results in a warhammer...

Edit 2: "This is an adamantine war hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  This object menaces with spikes of light yellow diamond.  On the item is an image of rope reed in adamantine."

Fuck you.  At least it was fey so she's legendary now, or else this would have resulted in magma.  I guess when I get justice running my hammerer will have an awesome wiffle bat.

Why the admantine AND one of my diamonds?  Really?  :/
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 07:38:14 pm by Clover Magic »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20127 on: February 28, 2012, 07:34:36 pm »


3th siege Sibreklecad.
16 Trollens.
15 Gob axemen
1 mace lord
15 pikemen
1 elite crossbow
10 macegob
1 general
A cyclope came a bit later and was killed by two macegobs. Though I'd actually won I decided to succumb to the invasion because fuck. The last straw was when I saw that all my ready coffins were filled with unnamed war dogs and camping traders. Named 'pet' war dogs don't get a coffin ever but pastured speedbump-with-teeth war dogs do. Bugger it. :lol: The general(/fishergoblin) escaped.


Edit; I like though that my b-squadron captain of melee militia got his fifth kill on a Goblin named Hellaxe. He used an axe. His title became 'the test of swallowing' so perhaps he forcefed it to his victim.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20128 on: February 28, 2012, 08:04:37 pm »
Quote from: Clover Magic on February 28, 2012, 07:32:51 pm
"This is an adamantine war hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  This object menaces with spikes of light yellow diamond.  On the item is an image of rope reed in adamantine."
Haha, use it for a danger room, the dwarves will get happy thoughts from seeing it and it will barely do any damage to them.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #20129 on: February 28, 2012, 08:05:33 pm »
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on February 28, 2012, 08:04:37 pm
Quote from: Clover Magic on February 28, 2012, 07:32:51 pm
"This is an adamantine war hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  This object menaces with spikes of light yellow diamond.  On the item is an image of rope reed in adamantine."
Haha, use it for a danger room, the dwarves will get happy thoughts from seeing it and it will barely do any damage to them.

Yup. The most epic wiffle bat ever.
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